Listen.

I accidentally put body wash in my hair last night and WTH?? Why is this the softest my hair has ever been?

such a supportive mother!

Cole: "i'm here to pick up my idiots"

Cop: "uh,,, who are your idiots??"

Cole: "oh, you must be new here"

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

Lloyd: I need a hug.

Morro: Of course you need hugs, you repulsive affectionate pulp.

Lloyd: I'm the Green Ninja.

Morro: Shut up shut uP SHUT UP.

Lloyd: MMMMMMMMM green.

Morro: I WILL END YOU.

Lloyd: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.

I am Emily. Lady of liberty. Bringer of death. Fear me for I don’t have a clue.

@hootylover2000

New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

@abscshshhd @aneptunicperson @breadinhaler3 @bonsai-is-a-bottle-of-oj @boughtmender @dykeden @eatin-bread-n-cryin @earth2enpysea @feathereye12 @fluffyyyfrog9000 @faerieofthenight @geooo0oo @happylittleduckboy @hansel-the-idiot @juan1dupree23 @kakashiwearingthegetaboshihat875 @mentally-tori-261 @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @shortmomma1993 @themuseinthewoods @unnamed-enby @zithergilt

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

Why Telemachus Wasn’t Trained to Fight

Learning how to be a warrior was typically a fairly important part of an Ancient Greek prince’s education. That would likely be the case in Ithaca too as we can see with Odysseus even as a boy. No untrained child would have been able to defeat Athena’s boar so he clearly was taught to fight. So why was Telemachus not given the same? There’s perfectly able guards so it wouldn’t be from a lack of people to teach him.

Then I started thinking about how much more threatened by his presence the suitors would be if Telemachus could hold his own in combat. His mere existence is already a claim to the throne but they see him as unfit and too soft for the crown. They might not have waited so long to try to get rid of him if that perception didn’t hold. So Penelope might have intentionally withheld that part of his studies to make him seem less dangerous to the suitors.

No one would have thought twice about pushing around someone they knew could take it no matter their age, but the way that Telemachus says that they’re “getting” dangerous in ‘Legendary’ implies that it’s a new development. Sure, they could just be tired of waiting (which certainly still plays a part) but fighting an untrained twenty year old sounds much better than fighting an untrained fourteen year old.

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

Kai: "have you ever been handcuffed?"

Lloyd: "by law enforcement or sexually?"

[shocked Kai Expression™]

Lloyd:

Lloyd: "it's an honest question"

Kai: "by law enforcement you freak"

Lloyd: "obviously yeah"

Kai: "have you,, been handcuffed-"

Lloyd: "don't worry about it"