Nico: Sleeping Is Nice Because You're Not Actually Dead And You're Not Awake So It's A Win-win Situation

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Lloyd: I need a hug.

Morro: Of course you need hugs, you repulsive affectionate pulp.

Lloyd: I'm the Green Ninja.

Morro: Shut up shut uP SHUT UP.

Lloyd: MMMMMMMMM green.

Morro: I WILL END YOU.

Lloyd: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.

I accidentally put body wash in my hair last night and WTH?? Why is this the softest my hair has ever been?

He is blind. He swindled Apollo. She is a woman, he is a man, he has given birth to children. Aphrodite turned him into a mouse. He prophesized about Narcissus's fate. She was a priestess of Hera. He was this close to telling Oedipus he was sleeping with his mom. He is Hera and Zeus's marriage counselor. He saw Athena naked. He changes genders like they're clothes. Apollo killed him in one of the most bizarre hits in the mythos. He is the prophet with the answers you seek. Tiresias you will always be famous.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

My lil pencil got to lil so I innovated

I will have him to the end of time

He is the one true god

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Jay: "am i, on a spiritual level, oobleck?"

Nya: "top 10 sentences i never thought i'd fucking hear"

Ninjago au where the serpentine still see lloyd as an annoying little brat but also recognize he’s still just a kid and that given the chance Pythor would absolutely eat him alive so the rest of the season is the ninja and the snake generals trying to protect Lloyd from Pythor and shenanigans ensue

Also the serpentine and the ninja refuse to communicate so they both think that the other is out to hurt lloyd/put him back into Darkley’s boarding school.