I’m Not Saying It’s A Good Thing That Vi Went To Stillwater, But I Am Saying She Got Like Two Grand’s

I’m not saying it’s a good thing that Vi went to Stillwater, but I am saying she got like two grand’s worth of tattoos and probably traded like. Some mid-range weed for it. It’s not all bad.

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1 year ago

Yut Lung you fuck don’t make me relate to you

I Choose To Ignore The Fact Shorter Was Bald In The Manga
I Choose To Ignore The Fact Shorter Was Bald In The Manga
I Choose To Ignore The Fact Shorter Was Bald In The Manga
I Choose To Ignore The Fact Shorter Was Bald In The Manga
I Choose To Ignore The Fact Shorter Was Bald In The Manga

i choose to ignore the fact shorter was bald in the manga

1 year ago

This is the face of a man who has no idea

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Has No Idea

That he’s about to become a single father


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10 months ago

drawing fanart is so funny cause you notice details that you wouldn’t notice normally but make you actively murderous. Like what the fuck do you mean my wife walks around with these on his feet.

Drawing Fanart Is So Funny Cause You Notice Details That You Wouldn’t Notice Normally But Make You

I am about to end up with an entire list of countries in which I am not welcome while in possession of my head and pulse


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1 year ago

the sound I made is one that can’t actually come out of a human mouth I think

by far the funniest explanation for Xie Lian not realizing all those boys/men in his life with dark hair and an eyepatch have been the same guy is that repeated exposure to Hua Cheng has caused him to believe that eyepatches on men are way more common than they actually are. "average person is highly likely to wear an eyepatch" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person wears 0 eyepatches. Eyepatches Georg, who sculpts in a cave & wears an eyepatch for 800 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

1 year ago

Haiku bot baby I would die for you

over christmas when i came out fully to my mom she did tell me i was beautiful and gave me some of her old jewelry and told me she was excited to have another daughter and that was all wonderful, but the part that meant the most to me was when i told her "i want to get my facial hair taken care of sooner than later, the whole "girl" thing is a lot easier to swallow when im shaved" and she examined my use of the phrase "it's a lot easier to swallow" and said "Scout, I didn't have a good relationship with my mother. you know that." (i did know that, my grandma was NOT good to my mother) "but your grandma kim [friend of my grandma's, unrelated by blood in any way, but was adopted as a grandma through familial osmosis] was the greatest woman who's ever been in my life. and up until the day she died, she had a beard and a moustache [which is true, my grandma kim, a cis woman, had VERY thick facial hair]. if you kept your facial hair for the rest of your life i wouldnt think of you as less of a woman" and ya know what? THAT'S the part of her support that made me cry.

my grandma kim was an amazing woman and she had peach fuzz that she didnt give a FUCK about. and everyone loved her.

you can have your own fuzz too, and that doesn't make you not a woman.

1 year ago

why he kitty

The way Qi Rong reacts to Xie Lian's praise is my Roman Empire.

Look how happy it made him

The Way Qi Rong Reacts To Xie Lian's Praise Is My Roman Empire.

Then how mad he got when he realized how he reacted

The Way Qi Rong Reacts To Xie Lian's Praise Is My Roman Empire.

The unpacked trauma is crazy

1 year ago

okay I recently got to Mount Tong’lu in the tgcf books, and I got some shit I wanna say.

Do y’all remember the time I was in hysterics over Qi Rong’s ‘HAHHAHAHA DADDY’S LEAVING! DON’T FOLLOW ME, WHAT A NUISANCE!’ Bullshit? Do you remember when I said that the fatherless community has not forgiven Qi Rong?

Well, we’ve forgiven Qi Rong.

The whole ‘Uhhhhhh I’m totally just fattening him up to eat him! I don’t care- GUZI GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU’LL HURT YOURSELD D:’ Vibe has charmed me. I would like fic recs with these two’s evil found family thank you.


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1 year ago

idk who needs to hear this rn, but you can literally do whatever you want forever with your gender. You can want boobs in a guy way and want a dick in a girl way. You can want neither and both and everything in any way you’d like. You can have any gender, and still do whatever you want. Present the way you want to, transition into anything, do anything- regardless of your gender. Gender has no walls, the differentiation between gender and sex is intended to liberate. If you aren’t liberated, there’s no point. I implore you, do whatever you want forever.


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1 year ago

I am absolutely anti ‘watering characters down to just being a femboy’ and all that, but some people need to be more normal about people just calling fictional characters twinks. It isn’t an insult, it’s not crude, it’s literally just a genre of gay and some characters fit that.


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They/he/itNonbinary Autistic19 yoAchillian and Sapphic cause life is just like thatLiterally no idea why I made this stupid fucking blog, I just had too many thoughts and nowhere to put them

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