The Sound I Made Is One That Can’t Actually Come Out Of A Human Mouth I Think

the sound I made is one that can’t actually come out of a human mouth I think

by far the funniest explanation for Xie Lian not realizing all those boys/men in his life with dark hair and an eyepatch have been the same guy is that repeated exposure to Hua Cheng has caused him to believe that eyepatches on men are way more common than they actually are. "average person is highly likely to wear an eyepatch" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person wears 0 eyepatches. Eyepatches Georg, who sculpts in a cave & wears an eyepatch for 800 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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1 year ago

why he kitty

The way Qi Rong reacts to Xie Lian's praise is my Roman Empire.

Look how happy it made him

The Way Qi Rong Reacts To Xie Lian's Praise Is My Roman Empire.

Then how mad he got when he realized how he reacted

The Way Qi Rong Reacts To Xie Lian's Praise Is My Roman Empire.

The unpacked trauma is crazy

10 months ago

The adult one looks ashamed. The child one looks angry. Screams until I die.

oh sweet angst,,

1 year ago

No literally, I would put a gun barrel in my mouth before cooked fruit, good meat (sigh) or slimy vegetables

autism allies (and even a substantial number of autistic people) when you tell them your autism-induced picky eating is not “picky eating” but is in fact an eating disorder that you can’t magically get over in the next 5 seconds:

Autism Allies (and Even A Substantial Number Of Autistic People) When You Tell Them Your Autism-induced
1 year ago

I am absolutely anti ‘watering characters down to just being a femboy’ and all that, but some people need to be more normal about people just calling fictional characters twinks. It isn’t an insult, it’s not crude, it’s literally just a genre of gay and some characters fit that.


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1 year ago

I’ve never been to America but I think I want to go there just so I can get a car, start in New York or something, and drive all the way to California. Then all the way back. Preferably with a gang of buddies who are all also non binary bisexuals and varying displays of autism. Cons are that I get motion sick after fifteen minutes in a vehicle and I will put metal music and Hozier on in the same five-minute timespan, pros are that I’m hot and willing to make out with anyone else there and I’ll eat the fruit gummies that nobody else likes.


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1 year ago

my gender is pretty boy (derogatory) but the only people allowed to address me as such are hot men who want me dead. The rest of you aren’t allowed to perceive me.


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1 year ago

I think on Ao3 you should be able to ‘adopt’ orphaned fics and continue them as your own. I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I think it’d be really funny.


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