Oh My GOD Do I Miss This

Swiggity smooth mcbooty 4000

This is just so that my friend can find me on tumblr, please ignore lol

Oh god

Am I the only one who had opportunities to do that but also had friends who would call me out on it and like announce to the class those were song lyrics

We got assigned to write a poem by our English teacher and my friend used lyrics from fall out boy and twenty one pilots and after she handed it in our English teacher kept her behind to ask if she was emotionally stable

Reblogging so I can see it easily later

Sixpenceee! Your forgotten dare day was a success. You had the entirety of tumblr creeped the fuck out. Are you going to compile a list of the dares presented today?

THANK YOU!

Yes, I will. None of these dares will be deleted. Here’s a list of all of the forgotten dares.

Sara Sarita

Musical Chairs

Shadowside

Devil’s Game

Other Side

Sleep Paralysis

Also all of these dares can be found at: 

http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/forgottendares 

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Reason #347 not to go into hospitals

The Hospital Demon

This photo was captured by a nurse on a surveillance camera at an unknown hospital. The images shows a dark, crouched figure (resembling a demon) standing on top of a patient’s body who was lying in bed. The nurse also noticed the black figure walking up and down the body of the patient. Within a few hours of the dark figure’s appearance, the patient had died . As creepy as it may sound, demon-like figures have been reportedly seen at a hospitals. Some say hospitals are the breeding ground for demons, its where they lurk about, waiting for the next soul to die so they can drag them to hell. However, no authentic sources can be sighted in support of such claims. (Source)

True

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What the fuckk

The word of the day is “shyarrhea.”

the most comforting words a father can say