YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A ROMANTIC EVENING OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING

I neeeeeeeeed iiiiit

Twenty Øne Piløts

*two thieves walk in the store wearing ski masks*

Me: oh mY GOD IM A HUGE FAN CAN I GET A PICTURE

I was so terrified before the pics loaded that it would be mlp bullshit but now I am quite content

can we all just appreciate…

these

lil 

ponies

wearing

sweaters

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

I would be perfectly ok with a mass genocide of my entire kind right now

Smh #stopwhitepeople2015

The Iraqi one I swear

Source

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren that this is how we accomplished world peace