Stan Sometimes Has To Get Up At Ungodly Hours Of The Night In Order To Help Soos With A Simple Problem.

realistic fiddler jumpscare

oh my fuck

the banging in the coffin could mean nothing.

oh em gee today (tonight??) is unus annus anniversary what.

i will not allow myself rest until i draw grillby drinking gasoline from a gasoline container.

happy fiddleford friday. here’s young (maybe 12) fiddleford.

also i have a few things to say about this

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”where is the hair floof” i think that his hair wasn’t fluffy for most of his childhood until one day he woke up and just. poof. and it never went back.

he pretty much anyways had his hair up back then so he didn’t get mud in it. it didn’t really help, though.

nerdy little nerd girl

gray streak was pretty much always there.

tooth gap

idk why i numbered these

YAAAAYYY

thank you

guys. i need your help.

i need a screencap of that one scene where ford is happily frolicking through a cave while catching eyebats with a net. pleaaase help

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. THE NEW BOOK OF BILL VIDEO PLAYS A FUCKING JACK STAUBER OPAL SONG IM SOBBING SCREAMING this means nothing i just really really like jack stauber

alright let me take a crack at this

there are a few plot holes that we need to avoid here. and by a few i mean a good amount.

stan’s criminal record. nobody would want to take the identity of someone who still has jail time to serve. so this will have to be an au where a. it takes place before stan turns to crime or b. stan doesn’t commit crime at all. or a secret third option where ford doesn’t even realize how much of a criminal stan is until he’s too far in and has to learn how to run from the cops.

the fingers. nobody in gravity falls ever noticed that ford had 6 fingers, so it was easy for them to just go with a normal guy who had 5. but someone with 5 fingers seeming to randomly grow an extra finger? strange. especially since stan is much more sociable than ford. the guy who’s known for being super talkative and knows everyone in town suddenly locks himself away in his house? also strange.

stanley needs to be out of the picture one way or another. probably not dead?

ford needs a motive. this has two parts two it. a. he needs a reason to leave his old identity behind and b. he needs a reason to take stan’s identity specifically.

so with all of this in mind. i give you this.

stan gets to gravity falls before ford does. thinks “hey this place isn’t on any maps. no cops will find me here!”

settles in. makes a good living off of being a tourist trap.

he uses the bill summoning thing as another attraction. Very Stupid Idea.

bill comes to make a deal with stan. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan gets approached by bill for a deal. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan goes missing

ford arrives to gravity falls.

ford does not have grant money. people don’t believe in his weirdness theory because they think he’s just talking about the tourist trap that used to be there for a while.

finds an old abandoned shack.

investigates old abandoned shack.

“hey wait a minute. not only are there scraps of proof for my theory, but these are stan’s belongings!”

ford thinks. nobody takes him seriously. people don’t seem to take stan’s disappearance seriously either.

“hey! what if i took on his identity, reopened the tourist trap, and used this footing for money and such while i look for stan?”

and thus. ford takes stan’s identity, runs the tourist trap and tries to look for his brother.

the excuse for the fingers is that he had a run in with some kind of magical creature. it gifted him with extra dexterity in the form of extra fingers. everyone loves it.

ford learns to run from the cops. something he never thought he would have to do.

You know what? We have Stanley pretending to be Stanford for a long ass time

Now give me an AU where Stanford pretends to be Stanley. I don't know man, like he wasn't anyone you could even pretend to be. Stanley is a nobody. Basically.

So this AU would be where he is someone somewhere and Stanford has to pretend to be him. Why? I don't know, figure it out.

i love my they/them spider

*does this to you*

waoh

ive never done one of these before but i have been meaning to draw fidds more often so. heres to hoping i dont burnout immediately.

Fiddtober prompt list!!!

I made two versions choose whichever you like or mix them together

Pairings are welcomed too!!! Do whatever you want!!!!

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Less eye straining version