realistic fiddler jumpscare
guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame
he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”
he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.
and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.
to any of the people wondering about this au
yeah. i’m still thinking about them
fiddtober day 17. honestly just messing around with this one LMAO
reblogging for reach because this is very weird and sketchy.
fiddtober day 22. this one is kinda lazy tbh
fiddtober day one let’s go. (pulled from the fun list but for the rest i’ll probably do the canon list)
they are so immensely scuffed bill stop mocking me i cant draw with a mouse ok
hes trapped within the walls of my ms paint files
tw for blood. again. also suicide mention
so i might’ve started listening to will wood recently.
me looking at the tad strange tag because i wanna see stuff of him with the woodpecker guy and all i see is some random ass blue square (i had no idea about the tad strange incident of 2015): . what the hell happened here.