I Will Not Allow Myself Rest Until I Draw Grillby Drinking Gasoline From A Gasoline Container.

old man mcgucket is the loneliest person in all of gravity falls. and it’s not by choice. i mean, he’s always walking around town and trying to talk to people, but who wants to talk to that crazy guy? he’s creepy. not even his own son wants to talk to him. people just avoid him. 30 whole years and nobody ever reached out to help him. he was probably too far gone in the first place, honestly.

with nobody to talk to, it’s not really a surprise that he builds those weird robots to cope. it’s the only way people will give him any attention, recognition, or to just look in his direction at all. nobody cares about his other inventions, but those robots get him put in the news all of the time. not to mention the fact that people only started paying attention to him after he saved us during weirdmageddon. even then, most people care more about what stan and ford did. maybe he should’ve tried harder.

now that he’s regained his mind and ford is with him, people treat him more like a human. but i think they still talk behind his back. only reason they don’t say it to his face anymore is because they’re scared of ford. ford is a hero. you don’t want to get on his bad side. just put up with the guy he’s with, even if you don’t want to. nobody really wants to. the only reason he even got on the path to recovery is because dipper thought he was the author. dipper didn’t even plan to help him at all. he just wanted to look for more information.

hes lucky to have ever been given a second chance.

if it weren’t for ford he would still be a nobody.

it probably would’ve been better that way

then everyone could continue to ignore him.

like they always have.

Following you just bc of username and pfp tbh <3 glory to Spleens 🐱

did you guys know i used to ship florida man and australian man. did you guys know that was a thing.

it was. definitely something.

chat should i draw stan in that lingerie. do i. should i. can i.

steal his look!!

fiddtober day 6. wanted to make this as dramatic as possible but i’m also very tired today so.

part of me has a deep desire to write stan teaching soos' kid how to play blackjack. something about how "its important for him to learn addition and the worth of certain items using candy. hes also won like 7 games he's gonna grow up to be banned from vegas just like his grandpa. im so proud."

for some reason ive been thinking about stan with DID recently. his alters would basically be based on all of his fake identities throughout the years (andrew "8 ball" alcatraz, steve pineington, hal forrester, etc.) and then maybe mullet stan. i dont know enough about DID to really go into it yet but i imagine in dreamscaperers when everyone enters stan's mind they all just see a bunch of different stans telling bill off and telling him to get the fuck out of their headspace. again idk enough about DID to go into detail. but i will probably do extensive research on it because of this idea i randomly had.

me:oouuuughh i wanna read lost legends so bad. i have to. its literally on our bookshelf i need to- also me:NO. ITS STILL LIGHT OUT. me:WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL ITS DARK OUT TO READ. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. also me:I DONT KNOW BUT YOURE WAITING ANOTHER TWO HOURS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. me:BUT SHANKLIN- also me:SHANKLIN CAN WAIT UNTIL ITS DARK. HES NOCTURNAL ANYWAYS STUPID.

me:shut up.

i have no clue whats going on in uk politics rn but something tells me a third prime minister is about to get his ass kicked by a madman in a flying box..

oh you guys seemed to like the other stan post i made so. heres this i also did a few days ago

just some shading practice i guess

“i dont?”

“no.”