Ive Never Done One Of These Before But I Have Been Meaning To Draw Fidds More Often So. Heres To Hoping

i am Slightly Annoyed right now

the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.

fiddleford (stargazing with ford like 30 years prior): ..hey, stanford? ford:yes, fidds? fiddleford:have ya ever thought of.. y'know, settlin' down? startin' a family? ford:oh, dont be silly! i dont need a wife to be content with my life. i simply wish to focus on my research. fiddleford:..riight. fiddleford:(..a.. wife..?)

stan (on the stan o' war II at some point): hey ford. ford: yes, stanley? stan:you got yourself a boyfriend or anything yet? ford: ford:did. did you mean girlfriend? stan: sixer. did it sound like i said girlfriend? ford:...i mean- stan:you had a FRAMED PHOTO of nikola tesla on your desk in your secret little study area. i dont want to hear it. ford:...okay, fair enough. and uh... no, i have not yet found a romantic partne- stan:haha no bitches. or bastards. ford: >:( stan: :)

i regret to inform you ive been (kinda) watching rick and morty. this point still 100% stands.

dude ive never even watched rick and morty but like. i look at rick. this complete mess. an alcoholic. apparently a kinda shitty dad i think idk again i never watched it. and i go "yeah. stan would probably hit that."

even MORE stan twin headcanons so we all know from the charity stream that ford is very oblivious to people flirting with him. haha! very funny! very silly! so when he goes out to bars with stan he usually doesnt understand when people are flirting with him (and if they're stupidly obvious with it, then he turns them down because hes married to mcgucket and YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME-) and stan flirts with people in bars a lot. you know. as he does. whenever someone comes up to flirt with him or whatever, ford will look away and pretend not to listen.. and then turn back around when he realizes that stan is just as, if not, more dense and clueless than he is. and he doesn't even realize he's being flirted with?? he's just?? casually talking to this person who's clearly interested????? like it's taking him forever to realize?? when he does realize, though, he immediately starts flirting back and ford turns back around again. whether it's just an internal doubt where he doesn't think anybody would be interested in him, and just takes it as them being nice, or he's just really that clueless, ford doesn't really know. but he's started to put on a stopwatch to see just how long it would take for him to flirt back. the longest it's taken so far is 15 minutes and 34 seconds.

oh em gee today (tonight??) is unus annus anniversary what.

whenever i'm picturing like. a scene in my head with a character i always try to picture their actual voice actors voices because then it feels like i can. idk feel whether its in character or not?? idk how to explain it but when i think of fiddauthor (which i do often). i actually cannot picture it because wholesome gay people comfort and j.k. simmons' voice just do not go together. i need to like train my brain in order to really get his character and his voice in my head

*does this to you*

waoh

little guy

i think stan (bigender) jokes about stealing fords (agender) gender all of the time.