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You know that one scene in Geostorm?
I have no idea what’s going on. Mostly felt like drawing chaos. Have fun lol
Hey so what if Gollum and Stitch switched places?
imagine the chaos
Random LoTR things that amuse me:
- Elronds eyebrows
- Gandalf get your war magnet AWAY FROM MY SANCTUARY
- Legolas sees a sad, Legolas does a puppy eyes
- Saruman’s stare of judgement when Grima leans toward the gunpowder(?) with a torch
- Gandalf’s magic self-cleaning robe
- The number of ppl who say “mithrandir” with disdain
- Aragorn’s bs op tracking skills
- “Sam, can you just let me project in peace”
- Sam just casually taking out Sauron’s like… evil rival sister creature
- The Nazgûl king’s pursed (•̀ᴗ•́) face
- Either Aragorn or Merry trying to give pip a concussion with an apple
- The fire ent dousing itself with a faceplant
- Haldir being torn between amusement, reluctance, and surprise at Aragorn’s hug after feigning neutrality for all previous encounters
- Gimli’s shock at Legolas protecting him from Eomer
- Also how excited Gimli was about using the horn (idk what you call the tower horn thing)
- The fact that literally everyone seems to know Gandalf and has some form of strong opinion about him
The scene in lotr where pippin sneaks the palantir at night always kinda cracks me up bc:
-pippin’s wiggle of discomfort reminds me of cat videos
-Aragorn bursts in the door and just goes “rAAGh,” takes it from pip, and instantly goes noodle
-Gandalf throwing a blanket at the Evil Orb
Do u like the scrungly whale I made out of boredom while sick?
It’s very obvious I have no idea how to embroider.
My sewing skills are for mending and finishing the end of a filled project only haha
How it went trying to teach mini autistic me how to write:
Dad: that’s good, but you need to have space between the words.
Me: *confusedly starts adding stars to my sentences*
Dad: aha, no, not that kind of space
Me: the space needle?
Dad: no, like you need to put nothing between the words
Me: that’s what I’m doing!
Dad: *sweating* ah, but not that kind of nothing..
Baby me with fiction: I know this story front to back. I could quote whole chapters to you. I know these characters well enough to have imaginary conversations with them. Any trivia you ask I can answer.
Baby me with nonfiction: Uuuuh it was talking about [topic] or something… there was a picture of a thing.
Western WA things from a long term resident:
Cause eastern wa is basically a different state
… note that while I have lived here for over a decade I’m just talking my experience
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> people who live in the more rural areas find it real strange when there’s continuous smog. Like fog happens all the time but usually that brown haze obscuring the mountains doesn’t last long bc the rain deletes it.
> some people love Seattle and some people hate what Seattle currently is and will rant about it
> The sand is typically relatively coarse and greyish. I went somewhere with kids-picture-tan sand recently and was surprised that that actually exists. Softer sand is usually only in the actual water in areas with more clay.
> We really don’t use umbrellas often, and it’s not so much stubbornness as it is that hoodies exist and no one really walks long distances unless they’re in a city center. There aren’t sidewalks, so you only have to deal with the rain between your transport and the door of your destination.
> if you plant mint, berries, bamboo, or blow dandelions, you are dedicating yourself to having it for life
> ppl are often very careful about food crumbs or they have ants. Sometimes both.
> there are rabbits, deer, raccoons, coyotes, and opossums. You’re gonna see or hear a lot of them, some more alive than others
> people say bag like flag/had/amp. It’s strange and unusual to hear someone say “bayg” but some people do.
> older adults and some of their kids will add an unnecessary “s” to the names of places and I don’t know why (Haggens, safeways, bartells)
> some of those same adults say “worshington” and the rest of us consider them instant enemies.
> during like 2/3 of the year there are bees everywhere. There is gonna be a dumb black jack in your house. It seems like a hive lives in every coffee stand. Wasps have taken up residence by your shed.
> speaking of coffee stands it’s unbelievable leaving Washington and not having coffee stands/shops/bars everywhere. Also where is the lotus?
> Every group of adults u join are gonna have some constant plaid wearers. That’s just the way it is.
> snow plows don’t go everywhere. This isn’t Chicago. We do not prepare. The plows get the arterials and highways and that’s about it unless ur somewhere real fancy.
> you can find clay like… everywhere if you know what it looks like.
> trying to look something up in your state and the results bringing up wa dc is infuriating
> people can get very excited when it’s clear enough to see rainier. For real though you can see rainier, the Olympics, and the cascades from the highway in many places
Anyone else with hypermobility/ligament laxity/tmj ever just be consuming food n then ur jaw/ear decides to pull a Very Concerning Noise alla the sudden
Anyway I’m like 57% certain my ear/jaw is fine. . .
It’s not usually that loud
Usually it just crackles when I open my jaw
… but it’s fine.
Hmmm… there’s a flock of nerds outside my establishment today
Straight to jail for the fentons! Someone get JJ Jameson, I’ve found the real public menace(s)!
So does like… cps not exist in dp?
Cause like.
…
As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.
Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.
So does like… cps not exist in dp?
Cause like.
…
As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.
Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.
Huge fan of the face I caught this duck making
Space pasta puns
So like if fancy smart scientists decided that the theoretical process of what happens when you enter a black hole is “spaghettification,” I think we should brainstorm what the other pastas would be.
The black hole thing is because of the “infinite stretching and squashing” I believe. So like. How does one become lasagnaed? Fettucinied? Farfalled?
Ace pigeon spotted!!
Disclaimer: I did not dye this pigeon. I cannot even reach this pigeon lol
Flight is delayed bc everybody is sick so have a random set of sketches
My suitcase: what would u say if i came in with a bunch of mold
Me:……..
My suitcase:
Me:
Me: what’s that on your zipper?
My suitcase:
My suitcase: I think you know
No but fr why is my zipper n 2 wheels moldy but the ancient tie-dyed strip of fabric I tied to the handle years ago is absolutely fine??
The local Batdad is preemptively getting grey hairs
I’m trying to think of a specific type of reference/phrase.
Off the top of my head, I can think of
“Scooby dooby don’t”
and
“The Lion the witch & the audacity of this b*tch”
Can y’all think of any others with this type of energy?
Genuine question: why do I startle people constantly?
Like I feel like I’m living my life, being polite, but also scaring people all the time for some reason.
Examples:
I’m pretty sure it’s polite to wait for someone to finish talking to interject, so I wait off to the side till there’s a break, but whenever I interject they startle.
I will go to say good morning to someone who is sitting, go to do smth, then come and actually say hi and they jump
People will be chatting or taking wayyyyy to long to look at smth and I wanna see smth nearby so I stay in eye/ear-shot but go look at smth else but when I return it is somehow surprising and startling
….
Y’all I don’t get it. I vocally stim like all the time, so I don’t feel like I’m a particularly quiet person, but I just don’t interrupt people? And somehow I startle like 5 people on a daily basis. Help me
Context: Im building a themed give and take cupboard, as a sort of combo btwn a free little library and geocaches
Autism thing #476
People often think your favorites are strange. Not because of your choice, but because you’ve given it enough thought to have one.
Hello, sorry I bothered you but I wanted to ask if you do requests for art and if so what do you accept to draw?
I draw mostly as a hobby but have taken requests in person before. I don’t mind drawing p much anything sfw & morally up n up that I feel I’m capable of drawing. I’m better at drawing characters and creatures than landscapes and industrial objects, but I’ve done both. Why, whatcha thinking about?
So similar, but so different
Back on the trigun train
It’s a beautiful day, and you are a horrible goose loose in the library