The Local Batdad Is Preemptively Getting Grey Hairs

Are you ever lounging and suddenly you astral project sideways for a sec

If Sir Ghirahim the Drama Queen gets a human form so does fi

Sketched the bois.

Never wanna draw sabito’s half of the haori ever again 💀

I didn’t mean to make giyuu look so sad but eh

Every day I find new ways in which to be disturbed

Imagine my confusion and disgust when, during a 2AM awakening from insomnia, I find a golf-ball-sized mass of s o m e t h i n g in my bed.

It’s half soft and half tacky and overall a very squishy and concerning organic shape.

It is my pain patch, which came off and balled up sometime in the night

An electrician once came to our house. Said whoever designed the wiring was “creative.” I somehow do not think this was a complement

Has anyone else thought about how weird it is that we regularly get random strangers’ voices in our heads - singing/humming/whistling/rapping etc?

Bc I’m laying here hearing some random guy humming in my own head and it has struck me as odd all of the sudden

There is so much tired in my body plz help

Something that always bothers me about the progressive removal of culture from the batfamily (other than the obvious) is that… if you don’t understand where Dick Grayson and his family come from, Robin makes no sense. Why would Batman, Mr. Greyscale camouflage, allow his partner and protege to dress up like a moving target? A traffic light? To understand, you have to acknowledge why he chose those colors, and what they mean to him and his family. That may have gotten lost over the years as the mantle was passed, but the original costume had meaning to a grieving child.

Fellow headache havers/haters:

I have sinus headaches all the time- it’s allergies, it’s whatever.

What is not whatever is the time I went to pet sit for my cousin.

I stopped for lunch, got a blinding headache in the middle of it, scrambled to my car, drove to a store, found out it was closed, jogged a block to a store to see if they had painkillers, they did not, jogged back to my car, tried not to fall over, realized I locked my keys and phone in the car in a distant city, felt irrational dread that I couldn’t reset in real life, went to an antique store and asked to borrow their phone, called my mom, she couldn’t find my key, called for roadside assistance, they said they’d be an hour, mom calls back and found my key, I gotta call the company again to cancel the assistance, wait 20 minutes for my mom to show up. She was so frazzled she didn’t bring pain killers, I get into my car and realize I still haven’t cared for my cousins pet yet, I go take care of the pet and successfully don’t die, I drive all the way home and still haven’t died, then I finally take meds 2 hrs later and go to sleep.

…

Anyways is that normal?

The difference between cacti and all other plants is that cacti are invincible.

My cacti have survived being drop kicked off my window sill multiple times by my cat,

Emergency surgery due to similar circumstances as above,

My forgetting to water it for like a month because I moved it and the adhd brain threw that info into the garbage,

The toxic nature of my cake-plaster, single pane aluminum window room.

All other plants can be on a specific regiment with directions followed and still decide that life is simply not for them.