Anyone Else’s Cat Have No Idea That They Have The Ability To Inflict Pain? My Cat Will Just Jump Off

Ode to my week

Yesterday I bought some fruit

I pulled some plants up by the root

The day before I washed my clothes

And ruined the entire load

My ancient shelf fell off the wall

It launched my file box with its fall

And took my yarn and picture frame

The glass has broken, not my games

I need to do some gardening

My knees say that’s not happening

But still I got to pet my cat

And give her a cute little hat

My job does not appreciate

My physical restrictive trait

There’s so much paperwork of late

It’s something that my doctor hates

Today I tried to drink root beer

It fell and my whole room is smeared

I swear hekkin everywhere

My outlet, art book, printer, chair

This week is a chaotic mess

There’s been some good I must confess

I’m still sending an SOS

Ridiculous- just let me rest

Zelda enemies be like:

“Here is a bland orb that could pass as a friendly”

“And here is a grotesque eldritch abomination”

The local Batdad is preemptively getting grey hairs

Verbal stims of a family

Me: sneep snop, hergldeebergle, deedleedlee, well flip my flapjacks, fridge nuggets, *various noises I cannot imitate with letters*

Dad: *husky dramatics,* *intentionally poor imitation of Elvis songs,* *duck noises made with side of cheek*

Mom: not a verbal stimmer

Gpa: BEEDLEBOM, humbug, buster the cat, *downward whistle-trill* (DEE-dee Du-De-Dooo), buzzard bill, hobo Joe

Gma: *loudest slightly-off-tune whistling ever,* *singing,* *mindless chatter to accompany tasks*

Y’all heard any of those in ur families? Do your parents and grandparents have different ones? Feel free to share

I think that Planets by Jerobeam Fenderson is capable of resetting my brain

Arright my more experienced friends, I need some brainstorming. Some ideas, if you will.

One of my favorite sweatshirts has finally gone from “I’ll just say this spill happened today” stained to “This is a paint shirt” stained

But. So has a whole load of my laundry. So! I want to save, at the very least, the whale and some of the flowers (embroidered directly onto the fabric, from Jeana Draws).

I have no idea what to do though. If it was a patch, I’d remove it and place it somewhere else. If it was just the sleeves or just the body, I’d just remove one or the other and see new bits on. Alas, motor oil and a machine washed chapstick have attacked both.

Any ideas on how to recycle these bits into something else wearable?

Very Normal things I found at the beach that you might not expect:

- quarter machine ninja toy

-13 different kinds of pottery/ceramics

-wall of boat

-tooth

-indescribable rusty metal object

-piece of cement pipe

-some stairs

-gravity defying living tree

Does anyone else just unthinkingly and rhythmically move their foot at the ankle whenever they’re sitting or laying down or is that just me? I can’t remember ever not doing it and only tend to notice if I’m rubbing something raw or if someone tells me it’s causing noise

Today while adventuring during low tide I found:

- 1 sock

- 4 golf balls

- kitchen knife

- suspicious burnt wood thing

- shipwreck

- broken fancy cane

- Good Stick

- door to fake kids safe

- tire that was 50% barnacle

- my will to live

Anyone else have subconscious conversations they aren’t paying attention to and then all the sudden key in like “does anyone wanna explain what’s going on?” But no the thoughts just skitter away like shadows

Anyway so my brain wants to Baja blast someone or smth into the stratosphere - dunno why