Robin: Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Abandonment And My Anxiety. I'll Wait.

Steve:*Steve biting a demobat and ripping it in half*

Eddie:*whispering* I should not be turned on by that.

Robin: You say something eddie?

Eddie: NO!

Eddie:*gay panic*

Finney: show yourself

Griffin:...do we have to?...

Steve: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Robin:...no?

Eddie: *nods in background*

Steve: I'm pansexual and confused.

Steve: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Finney: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

Robin: Hey Finney can I get a sip of your water?

Finney: It's not water.

Robin: Vodka, I like your style!

Finney: It's vinegar.

Robin: Wh-Wha-

Finney: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Robin: Those jeans look good

Steve: I know right

Robin: I bet they look better on Eddie’s bedroom floor

Eddie: Are you hitting on Steve for me????

I love That ❤️

I just saw a TikTok where Steve and Robin “share” pronouns so some days Stevie goes by She and Robin uses He and they switch and stuff and it was honestly really cute and so true of them

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-