Finney: Can You Please Be Serious For Five Minutes?

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Robin: How did you even get in here?

Dustin: Eddie's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Dustin's door"!

Eddie: I’m closing the window.

Robin watching chainsaw massacre with finn

Eddie: Why are you on the floor?

Steve: I'm depressed.

Eddie: Oh.

Steve: Also, I was stabbed. Can you call Nancy please?

Finney: I told Vance their ears flush when they lie.

Robin: Why?

Finney: Look.

Finney: Hey Vance! Do you love us?

Vance, covering their ears: No.

Robin:

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Vance: Bruce and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Bruce: Sentences.

Vance: Don't interrupt me.

Billy: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Bruce: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Billy: Not when you’re playing with Finney, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Finney: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

Robin: I'm not scared of anything!

Finney: ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

Robin: I am now scared of something