Lexa : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Clarke: wHat?
Lexa : I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Clarke: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*
Steve: Are there any dead people with us?
Ouija board: YES
Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!
Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.
Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children
Person a: Robin
Person b: Finney
Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine
Steve: stop-
Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM
Steve: seriously stop-
Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am
Steve:
Aftermath of being kidnapped
Person a: robin
Person b: Finney
Person c: the grabber
Finney, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Robin: I AM RIGHT HEAR
Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Griffin: I'm a knife.
Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Robin, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Finney, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Steddie makes more sense just on the basis that Eddie actively “adopts” freshmen loners who need friends/found family, and Steve wants six little nuggets. Steve go get ur perfect man.