Who Wouldn't Though Just Imagine The Adventure

Finney: I told Vance their ears flush when they lie.

Robin: Why?

Finney: Look.

Finney: Hey Vance! Do you love us?

Vance, covering their ears: No.

Robin:

Steve is a Disney princess confirmed

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine

Steve: stop-

Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM

Steve: seriously stop-

Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am

Steve:

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.

Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eddie: that would be my home.

Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.

Billy: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Griffin:Peonies, why?

Billy:

Griffin: Were you going to get me flowers?

Billy:

Griffin:

Billy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

El: what’s a thot?

Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner*

Steve: here’s the salt, el.

El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!

Steve: *spits out his coffee*

Steve: I’m a WHAT?

Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*

Steve to Tammy Thompson

Finney : Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Robin meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Dustin: If I didn't know better, Mike, I'd say you were scared.

Mike: Heh, scared?

absolute silence

Mike: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!