Robin: Hey Finney Can I Get A Sip Of Your Water?

Everyone is like griffin is just a baby "THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE IS A FUCKING GREMLIN"

SEE ✨ GRIMLIN ✨

Eddie: Why are you on the floor?

Steve: I'm depressed.

Eddie: Oh.

Steve: Also, I was stabbed. Can you call Nancy please?

Robin: “Nancy. I need a human skull, and you can’t ask me any questions as to why.”

Nancy: “Only if you don’t ask me any questions why I have these.

”Nancy: *takes out a box with seven skulls*

Robin: ….

Nancy: ….

Robin: “I’ll take this one.”

Robin: Finney , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Finney : Raise the dead.

Robin: And what did you do?

Finney : Raise the dead.

Steve:

Steve: You're high

Eddie, kicking his feet and giggling: Highly in love with you

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Robin: I'm not scared of anything!

Finney: ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?

Robin: I am now scared of something

Red: Eddie

Blue: Steve

Moose beat up Finney last year. That was before he became best friends with Robin.

One day when Moose is talking shit to Robin he brings up Finney. Tells Robin that maybe he needs to have another serious talk with Finney. Robin's obviously confused and Moose laughs before walking away.

Robin asks Finney about Moose the next day and Finney tells him everything. Tells him about the bullying, the name calling and all the punches. Finney doesn't think he's ever seen Robin so angry.

The next day Robin's making a show out of beating up Moose. Times it perfectly so Finney sees the whole thing.

Steve convinced Eddie that he was in witness protection during their recovery post-Vecna. Why else would he be constantly alone in such a big house, or be able to afford all the groceries and bills on minimum wage?

Eddie buys it completely, because Steve shows him some old scars and mentions that they were the result of him being kidnapped and interrogated in New York. He's hyped to be let in on such a big secret, swears to take it to his grave, and Steve "rewards" him by admitting his original name; Joseph. (It's actually his middle name, but Eddie is so earnest that he has to put a LITTLE truth into it)

Robin is the one who finally tells Eddie the truth, but Eddie is too impressed with Steve's storytelling to be angry. As punishment, he bullies Steve into helping him write a new campaign, which is how they first discover that Steve's a storytelling prodigy. His ideas make the entire party cry during their next campaign, to Eddie's delight.