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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
safe to say i’m losing my mind
anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
and the reactions are everything
I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
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tis the season
for all the doors in this house to stop working because the person who built this house was on crack
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
So I was doing my funky thing on instagram
and I found this guy named 'antilgbt12' and me being the little guy I am I decided hey, maybe them spouting anti trans propaganda combined with that name might be a bad thing
Why is this app so painfully bad
I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!
Friend convinced me to get instagram
You would not believe the methed out opinions on that app. I am genuinely convinced they have worse reading comprehension than this website.
All kobolds can hold the ZL button to crouch and then shake the joycons to roll around in a little ball
My knees are like rubble
I played just dance and I was expecting it to be not bad because y'know goofy motion controls. Played Rasputin, got tired, shot my knee caps out like a trebuchet.
your ligaments
BOOP
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones
new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying
I'm having a great time
Original 3D animation of Mario welcoming visitors, shown on screens at the Narita International Airport near Tokyo, Japan.
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fucked up in the crib watching youtube poops inside payday 2
does anyone else have those anxiety attacks where ur just sittin there
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
I get this is an example text to analyse, but GOD, I can't stand people who yell this at me. Let me have my funny day where I can be anyone but me.
ALL UNITED STATES LOVERS OF MY HAMBURGER STORE POSTS will be happy to know I have tried "IN AND OUT HAMBURGERS" for the first time tonight. What follows is a detailing of my thoughts.
THE BURGER
I got a two-by-two in animal mode. This sounds like a plank of wood, which I guess is how eating a large hamburger can make you feel on a bad day.
It was pretty good.
It was VERY salty.
I seen people talk about them cooking the patties on the flat-top with mustard smeared on 'em. I like the way it seasons the meat, but I wish they either used more mustard or put mustard on the sandwich.
The special secret animal sauce is just fry sauce. It's good.
The onions were really nice.
The bun was noticeably good. I feel like some greasy spoons and hamburger stores, the bun's completely unremarkable. This one I noticed the presence and taste of the bread and it was good. Good ratio of bread to everything else.
I think I've had better burgers before, but it was a damn fine hamburger all the same.
THE FRIES
My fries were from the animal zone.
They just slapped a slice of American cheese on there!! I didn't realize it would have cheese. It was pretty good as far as American cheese goes.
The sauce is still just fry sauce. Still good. I suppose there's a reason why every hamburger shop's Special Sauce is just some variant of this same thing.
The onions went really good with the fries. I was surprised. I thought it'd be kind of "whatever" but I really liked the combo of everything together overall. Whole feels greater than the sum of its parts.
The fries themselves were the weakest link. I'm told I can get them "well done", but I wanted to try them the "default" way. I think next time I will ask for them to be cooked more.
THE MILKSHAKE
Thick as fuck!!!!
I want her to call me.
OVERALL: Was pretty good. If I was a person that was into cars and driving and American driving culture I probably would have liked it more as a wholesale experience. But the hamburgers they stock are pretty good.
"Oh honey, everyone does that"
I'm pretty sure everyone does not have daily panic attacks, but go off.