found this wretched little creature in the dumpster does anyone want this thing
This had me audibly cackling in the office
@patricia-taxxon if she wasn't fucking around
it is 1 in the morning, I am several pages deep, 12 hours into a project just to get it done on time and cannot type correctly because caffeine said nah you dont gent to stay awake, auto corrent is carrying me so hard.
I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
yakuza fans scare me a little bit
This ABSOLUTELY works.
I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.
found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
got any really weird pics of your boys?
Yeah
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the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
me eating aunt myrna’s party cheese salad
the boys do fur/feather maintenance
please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too
v2 margarita glass
Blue Gnome Gardening - Team Fortress 2 (2007) on the map Sandcastle (2023)
slipknot sounds like werewolf lube
does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something