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Genuinely got a migrane from the way they formatted that exam

As someone who did the general and foundation exam I want to say that the foundation exam was somehow worse written than any of the other exams

Interview with Toby Fox (Undertale) and ZUN (Touhou)

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An event happened to me tonight

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

That just sounds like fire kitchen

The pipes in this apartment are gurgling (air bubbles passing through 'em, probably) and for like 10 minutes of blissful ignorance I assumed it was my beautiful, darling wife watching videos of frying oil

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com