I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

"Oh honey, everyone does that"

I'm pretty sure everyone does not have daily panic attacks, but go off.

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

I have come to the sudden realisation that I am too broke to have adhd and as such do not have it for the moment.

WAS TALKING IN DMS WITH SOMEONE WHAT IS THAT EMOJI WHERE ARE IT'S EYES

Sent to Mirage <3

Poses based off of a selfie of me and one of the besties lmao I'm V1 she's V2

Sketch for Sampson

drew a little thing for the title screen of the mod! :>

(title isn't final lmao, not sure it fits)

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite