HEADCANON

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More Boys as Cats HCs

James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.

James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.

Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.

Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.

Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.

When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:

James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.

Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.

Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.

James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.

The Perks Of Dating Damien

He’s gentle and patient with you

You have long and deep conversations together

He always finds you adorable

And he’ll always accept you, even when you’re weird.

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Different, but the same (Need better title)

Autistic!James x Reader (Just a short drabble, testing the water a little. Depending on how this is received, I may write a bit more.) (Also, the diagnosis of ‘Autism’ is never brought up. See this post Michaela made in regards to disability in the Demon World (Keep in mind that Autism is labeled as a mental disability in the post despite it being neurological.) But essentially, symptoms that may be considered ‘abnormal are typically cured with magic. But if left untreated, can become permanent. So, in this drabble, James has Autism, and has learned to mask, leading to him being able to hide his disability from Mika. For now anyway…

You fell in love with him the moment you saw him. He had a kind face, and a very mature way of speaking to you. A beautiful smile, outstanding intelligence, and a kind, kind heart. You knew he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. And you never would have guessed that he felt the same way. The moment you kissed him for the first time, you knew he was the one. No one else could ever come close. You loved everything about him. The funny face he made when he ate something slimy. The rare, goofy smile he gave you when you tried (Keyword tried) to make a joke. And the lovely way he wrinkled his nose when you kissed it. Every little thing about him you loved.

However, even with love at first sight, you had always noticed there was something about James that stood out when compared to his brothers. But you could never quite place your finger on what that was. When he first came to the human world, he seemed to have a harder time adjusting to things that his brothers did. He always seemed concerned about things that they hadn’t even thought about, or cared about. Things were not the same as they were in the Abyss. And for some reason, that seemed to upset him the most…

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WTF!?

Hate me all you want but I’m saying this!! Read all of this at your own risk

who ever the fuck starting incest between the demon brothers and also shipping luke with either mc or the older man (obey me) or fucking shipping the tweels together (twst)

It’s fucked up!

“But Luke is an angel so his not canonically ten, just search up baby faced adult”

ew fuck no! Yes perhaps he’s older than a few hundred years but for other angels and demons he is still young! He still have a child mindset! And also here i am seeing r*** shit about luke. And incest are nuts! Like what the fuck. It is strictly forbidden and considered immoral in most societies, and can lead to an increased risk of genetic disorders in children.

“But it’s between men” it’s still fucked up, just imagine you guys fucking your own siblings or family.

IF Y’ALL WEIRD SHIPPER STILL SO HARD HEADED ABOUT THIS THEN DO WHAT YOU WANT, I’VE REMINDED YOU ALL THAT ITS IMMORAL

thanks for actually reading my rant reblog if you agree with me and to spread awareness of how fucked up those ship are and also fucking unfollow me if you support the ship

#Merry crisis

BABY LUKE GROWN UP AAAAAA THE ARTWORK IS AMAZING

(I believe by @ObAngye from twitter)

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