Different, But The Same (Need Better Title)

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

Well, anyone can be killed with a wooden stake if you try hard enough

Proof I’m a vampire: very pale, burn easily in sunlight, don’t sleep very much, look the same as i did when i was little

Proof I’m not a vampire: i eat garlic bread, can’t be killed by a wooden stake

Tumber staff has gotten so dumb so fast

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seduce Me: Purrfect Service

Friday.

Blease look at my very angry baby

I had this GREAT idea doing the cleaning in my house. How would the incubros react to their S / O doing the chores on a hot day? It can be fluff / smutty, whatever you want. Bye-bye

Wink and finger guns Gotcha (I couldn’t think anything for Matthew, I feel like a terrible person)

James

He was entering the library whe he see you on your tiptoes, trying to reach the highest shelf

pretty cute and…hot

veeery hot

it’s a summer day so, say hello to the shorter and tight clothing

and heello that big ass James is devouring with his eyes

difficult to control his bulge

but, it’s a pretty nice view

“James, can you help me? I can’t reach that fucking shelf to clean it”

no need to tell him twice

“Of course love”

welcome to sassy and kinky James town, population your ass

he positioned behind you and with a slight movement, he kills two birds with one stone

clean the shelf at the same time he passes his covered cock between your butt cheeks

if it was hot before, now it was the same hell, with his king imprisoning you between his chest and the bookcase

He smirk when he’s done and grab a book from the same stand

before he leaves, he smak your ass with the book and give you a hot, tongue-ish, messy kiss

he leaves you hot red and with weak legs

Erik

maybe running away after hearing a blow and a scream when you’re doing the cleaning, is not the best option

less when what you are cleaning are the strings of the piano

Erik almost cut a finger

Everything is ok, but demon powers activated tho

super worried

he runs like a flash to get to the origin of the scream

“Princess/Prince, are you alright?”

got speechless the instant he see you, lying on the floor of the living room

“Yeah, I’m ok, I just…tripped over the water bucket”

the clothes you wear begin to transpire;a bad or good day to use white, it depends on you

in a moment you felt cold because of the water scattered all over your body, and in the next you feel like the temperature rises quickly

you raise your head and you don’t find anything else than your flirty incubus in the middle of a enthralled

“My my, you’re such a mess”

you try to say something, but the only thing that comes out of your mouth is a loud moan

“Let me help you with that”

Erik attacks your neck, leaving a path of kisses and bites to your lips

before you know it, his tendrils are going up your arms and position them behind your back

you’re so fucked

Sam

he almost choked on his own saliva when he saw you

Sam was leaving the living room to start cleaning the stairs when he sees a bulge sticking out from under the table

he has to look twice to know that it was you

half body tucked under the table, high ass and short that barely covers half of the skin of that area

“doofus…wh-what are you doing?”

his eyes don’t leave you ass and to be honest, he doesn’t feel like removing them for a while

“Cleaning, what did you expect?”

he may have found a hint of mischief in your voice, but he doesn’t pay attention

instead,he kneels and stands behind you

he runs a hand over your bare legs, giving you shivers down your spine

“Sa-Sam-” he spank you before you can finish

and again, and again, and again

you can feel the area of your ass hot red, with a need for ice

his lips replace his hands, leaving open kisses for your legs and butt cheeks

when he kiss the sensitive area, your moans came out of control from your mouth

and before you knew it, you were a moan mess, asking for more of his kisses … but somewhere else

“Aomaris!” his real name comes out of your mouth when he bites very close to your intimate area

With a voracious movement, he takes off your shorts, running his fingers up and down

“You are forbidden to stop what you were doing until I am done with you, got it?“

Damien

Hear me out, this precious cinnamon roll has the most pure thoughts of the entire universe

and with pure I mean that whatever you do, it will look beautiful in Damien’s eyes. I. e:

making dinner. He loves to accommodated behind you, his arms around your waist and watching your hands do magic

sleeping. Your matted hair, your slightly parted lips and your faint sounds while you dream

and also, like today, cleaning the kitchen

your hair lifted in a bun, leaving your neck uncovered, tank top and shorts, exposing large amount of skin in consecuense of the hot day

Damien hugs you from behind, tenderly as he watches as you clean the dishes

He attac your neck with sweet, open kisses, receiving a little hum from you in return

“Damien…I washing the dishes” with each kiss, it is impossible to maintain concentration, and your head just concentrates on keeping the moans as low as possible

“I know…and I know you’re keeping your moans low. Please, don´t do that, I want to hear you”

see!! a pure, beatiful thing who nobody truly deserves in this world

you don’t know if it’s because of his kisses or his words, but your moans begin to increase,supporting your hands on the side of the countertop, trying to keep standing before the movements of your incubus

his kisses turned into bites and his hands went up to your chest

“I want to hear more of your beatiful voice”

a hand travels slowly towards your hot core and giving a kiss on the lobe of your ear he says:

“Can I continue generating those sweet sounds?”

you can´t say no to him

Hihi! since you're doing an event i figured I'd send in a request for a fic idea thats been brewing im my mind forever. levi (from obey me) with an isekai reader, specifically the reader is a datable from an otome game similar to obey me that only levi knows about. how will he react to meeting one of his biggest fictional crushes? and then to find out hes their fictional crush too?? (sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Isekai AU - Levi

His brothers did not get the appeal of otome games. But for Levi, they were amazing. In the games, he was smooth. He used the in-game lines and had characters falling for him left and right. More people loved him in-game than loved Asmo IRL! Especially in his favourite game, Heed Me! But his favourite in-game character was you. You, unlike all the other dateable characters, weren’t a total normie. You invited his character to watch shows and play games and made references to non-copyrighted spoofs of stuff that he always understood. He was in love. And best of all, you liked him back. Urgh, and when you got jealous of the other dateables for spending time with him? It was weirdly attractive seeing you indulge in his sin. But, in typical otaku fashion, you were just his 2D crush.

You also loved otome games. Specifically Obey Me. It was just so fun, seeing demon brothers and literal princes of Hell fall for you to the point you were practically running a shadow government. But your favourite was the nerd who’d blush whenever you went near him. He may call you a ‘normie’ more than he called you by your name, but he was still adorable. You wouldn’t even mind sleeping in a bathtub with him! Even though you did not understand how his back survived that every night. It was probably the Ruri-chan body pillow. Sadly, however, the game was only that. A game. You couldn’t win the heart of a blue-haired otaku outside of the pre-written lines that made him swoon.

Until, of course, you woke up one day in a council room with some random redhead telling you you were in the Devildom. And after a lot of expletives, and a serious mental breakdown when you wondered if you were going insane, you’d almost gotten into the swing of things. Except for the fact that it was surprisingly difficult to talk to your now concerningly 3D crush. Why was he avoiding you so badly, dang it? The script says he’s meant to fall for you. He didn’t even challenge you to the TSL quiz. Which was especially hurtful considering you’d binged the series since arriving here and were now fandom-fluent in it. Though, to be fair, it was probably for the best that you hadn’t talked to him too much yet. There’s no easy way to approach a man you’ve read fan-fiction about.

Of course, little did you know that Levi was having the exact same issue. What in Diavolo’s name were you doing here? And, more importantly, why were you 3D?! He could barely even look at you without turning bright pink and running in the opposite direction, much to the amusement of his brothers. But what was really worrying was that you seemed to be making an active effort to try and talk to him. After a very long time spent gathering his courage, he decided to approach you. Maybe you just looked like the character from his game, after all. Maybe the only reason you’d been seeking him out is because you wanted to borrow one of his DVDs. Yeah, that was probably it. There was no way you were a self aware otome character come to life to mock him for being in love with a fictional character. Hopefully. He really hoped being isekai’d into his world wouldn’t allow you access to his browser history. He did not want you reading the fan fictions he’d read and/or written.

“Hi, MC!” He said, waving you into his room. Oh no. He knew.

“Hey, Levi. It’s nice to meet you.” Diavolo this was awkward. “Oh, is that Henry?” You had always wanted to meet Henry.

“How did you know his name?” Asked Levi, paling. He’d mentioned having a pet in the game, able to type in the name of his pet. You couldn’t really be that MC? But there was no other explanation! There’s no way his idiot brothers would waste time with you talking about HIM. You were panicking.

“You mentioned it before.”

“Nice try! I don’t talk to people.” He spluttered. “You’re from Heed Me!”

“Whaddya mean? What’s Heed Me!? You’re from Obey Me!”

“Wait... you don’t know what Heed Me is? It’s a - uh - a video game. An otome game.”

“What?! I’m not from an otome game, YOU’RE from an otome game!” What?! He wasn’t -

It took a solid hour of explanations, halfway through which you happened to spot one of his posters of you that he’d forgotten to hide. Man, the 2D you was hot. Apparently Levi had a crush on your character, who was a streamer in an otome game called Heed Me about a demon summoned to Hollywood who lives with a group of celebrities in various industries. It was nice to know that in at least one universe you were famous.

“One final question. How popular is my character?”

An- I hope you liked this. I got a bit carried away with the buildup lol. Reminder that requests are open (I also have an event on) and comments are appreciated 💛

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)