Okay okay. If we can't get a detailed description if then eating it, can we at least see their reaction to the boxes? Please :3
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh I guuuueeessss š
James cocks a brow when he examines his box. It looks fancy, whatever it is. An expensive gift from Mika, perhaps? An admirer?Then he opens it, and his eyes bulge.
Erik, too, examines his box with a quizzical knot in his brow, though heās smiling. Surely itās something decadent from a fan. He has many, after all. If his name is on it, then it must be something personalized.Erik opens his box and it takes him a moment to fully process and piece together what heās seeing. A chocolate dick. Sweet Satan. Itās his dick isnāt it. It is. How was this made? Erik catches himself suppressing laughter. He could think of someone to give this toā¦
Sam doesnāt show it but he kinda feels bad that someone got him something this fancy-looking. Heās not the type who can appreciate fancy-looking shit. Thatās Jamesā whole schtick. He hopes itās something he can actually use.When he opens it, he sees it in all its green phallic glory for all of a second before dead-ass dropping it on the ground and walking away, looking like a man who has been dead inside for years. And yes, the candy-coated chocolate cock cracked when it hit the ground.
Matthew is bristling and bouncing on his heels as he opens his. Someone got him something nice! Someone spent money on him! He bets its gonna be something great. He doesnāt know what, but itās gotta be! It has his name on it! Thereās gold! By sheer virtue of it being a gift itās great of course, but now heās dying to seeāHoly Shit Itās A Penis. Made Out Of Chocolate. Oh Beelz Itās His Penis. That⦠thatās his penis sculpted in chocolate holy shit thatās GREAT!!!! Heās gonna get the tallest glass of milk he can pour; this bad boy isnāt lasting a day.
Damien doesnāt remember hearing anyone drop them off, and he can already hear that it isnāt from Mika. What could this be? Itās in black and gold which is⦠a bit of a mixed message. Commoner and Crown Prince colors. Strangeā¦He cautiously lifts the lid. And slams it shut, hunching in on himself and spewing a laugh through his teeth like an elephant, eyes frantic in his incredulity. Damien actually lowers to his knee and covers his face with an arm, wheezing, turning pink in the face. Eventually he scrambles for his phone and takes a picture for his snapchat. -Spit-roast for the sweet-tooth.-
Depression
Anxiety
Suicidal thoughts
Scars
Self hate
Body mobifications (piercings, tattoos, etc)
Eating disorder
PTSD
OCD
Or anything else that society sees as ābadā or āunworthy of loveā because everybody matters and needs love
iām not sure if youāve spoken about this before but what do you think about all the replaced mc aus? ofc the bond that mc and the brothers couldnāt be replicated by a new student. the brothers were very reluctant to form a pact with mc and only did so under very specific circumstances and under the knowledge that mc wouldnāt abuse those pacts (bc tbh mc only ever uses the pacts to get them to calm down). and presumably new students wouldnāt stay in the house of lamentation. i canāt remember if itās stated in the actual story, but iām pretty sure mc only stayed with the brothers to protect them from the anti-human sentiment in the devildom which seems to have calm down at the end of mcās first exchange programme. plus the brothers and mc have been through a lot togther bc they were forced to spend so much time together. but i canāt really picture what new human exchange students would look like so i was wondering if you have any posts or if youāve got old posts that talk about this.
YOU ARE SO LUCKY!?
Finding old posts on my tumblr is so fucking hard (yes yes I'm currently making a masterlist) but yesterday a new person reblogged a bunch of my posts and it's not common enough for people to reblog things, specially in bulk? (which guys likes are great but reblogs are what keeps posts moving y'know) so I went to check what they reblogged and it was the first replaced MC ask - so all I had to do now was go back to their reblog and from there go to my original post & find the rest!
Sorry, that was off topic but yeah...
Yup in S1 they said MC was staying with the brothers because of anti-human sentiment but at this point in S4 they've also said that though some of that is still there people have also become more accepting so I don't think it's likely at all for someone else to end up in the HoL
MC making the pacts were also under very special circumstances;
I have one whole post about Mammon's pact formation and how he said in s3 he wouldn't make a pact with any random human & so why MC never was just any random human
They formed a pact with Levi 'cos they already had one formed with Mammon & so he told them how to go about doing so.
They formed a pact with Beel because they tried to protect Beel from Lucifer at the cost of their own life and listened to his troubles about Lilith's death - Lucifer's come far enough that he's not gonna go around threatening to kill his brothers or random humans and Beel's more or less had his closure that now talking about Lilith won't be a big enough deal to warrant a pact
They formed a pact with Asmo because Solomon gave them a bit of his magic which reacted with the latent magic they got from Lilith and it impressed Asmo
They formed a pact with Satan as a sign of friendship after he first tried to force them into a pact to piss off Lucifer - Satan's no longer at that stage where he would do something like that just to piss off Lucifer
Belphie formed a pact with them because he manipulated them, spent one on one time with them without the others, got released by them & then killed them (and yes maybe a little because they were related to Lilith) - his pact was absolutely a sign that they were both ready to put all that behind them AND that he could no longer hurt them like that
Lucifer tried to frame his pact as a way to establish dominance but he absolutely formed it as a show of trust and to show they were past of the family (afterall the first thing he does in S2 is give them a key to the house) and though Lucifer has grown to trust people more I don't see him trusting people enough to call them close friends and family considering how protective he is over his friends and family. And how he refuses to make a pact with Solomon despite the fact that he now falls into the category of a close family friend
Plus there's a lot of canon evidence that MC isn't fully human and since people can't seem to pin what they are and given Lilith's circumstances they're probably the only one of their kind so I'm not sure how the replaced MC AU would work in that regard...
Also you're not gonna go through so much with one person and then replace them? If anything a friend group will expand to absorb the new people like it's doing with Thirteen, Raphael & Mephisto
Anyway here are my previous posts talking about the Replaced MC AU:
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My family (parents and sister) and I came to a very interesting conversationā¦
According to Anime News Network,Ā āā¦a single anime episode costs about US$100,000-300,000 per episode, according to various producers weāve talked to⦠But multiplied across 13 episodes, that nonetheless turns into a total budget of US$2-4 million.ā
I will be transparent and forward and say that I need 10,000 sales (+1,000-2,000 for safety) to pay off ALL of my college debt and loans from my parents.Ā
Once that is out of the picture, the sales I make from SM2 will go towards me saving up for my house, taking over my individual bills, and building budgets for my next set of games for 2017 (all three of which are needed to start my company)
If SM2 becomes MEGA popular and sells really well, letting me have a good foot towards my future⦠I TECHNICALLY would need⦠13,000-35,000 sales after the above topics are in good shape to make a pilot for a Seduce Me anime episodeā¦
I mean⦠SM1 has 150,00+ hits⦠so⦠I meanā¦
Seduce Me the Anime could happenā¦
Maybeā¦
Possibly.
just some bros chillin with their cotton ball
reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 3 [1, 2]
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a āExtrusion/Revolution Generatorā ā¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
This is Rainbow Maker. Those who carry it support other Pride Knights in times of distress. Reblog to carry this dynamic bow.
Solomon rly went and said "Know what? Just use me as your personal seashell."
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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