Dildo Generator

Reblog if you would love someone with

Depression

Anxiety

Suicidal thoughts

Scars

Self hate

Body mobifications (piercings, tattoos, etc)

Eating disorder

PTSD

OCD

Or anything else that society sees as “bad” or “unworthy of love” because everybody matters and needs love

pov you are a pink or otherwise cute pokemon i am about to catch

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

Matthew is a cult leader

I mean, I don’t doubt that. I don’t trust anyone that cute. It’s only a matter of time before he sacrifices his brothers 

More Boys as Cats HCs

James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.

James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.

Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.

Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.

Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.

When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:

James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.

Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.

Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.

James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.

things got a little heated in the gc today

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

Hello Tumblr user, in front of you is a piece of fanart; it only has 2 reblogs and 55 likes. You have two choices: you can just like the drawing, or you can reblog it as well. One choice shares the drawing with all of your followers and shows the artist you enjoyed their art, and the other kills you immediately. Choose wisely.

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!