Just Some Bros Chillin With Their Cotton Ball

Found this screenshot and it feels important to show

Solomon rly went and said "Know what? Just use me as your personal seashell."

How Matthew would go to jail

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

Hey damien, how are you and your fish doing?

He blinks a bit. “I.... don’t have? Fish? I have birds!”

Sbuby, his jet-black and red cockatiel lands on his shoulder with an inhuman shriek. Damien chuckles and gives him a scritchie.

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

I'll give it a try

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Mom pick me up im scared

HEY YOU

stop picking at your lip