simplemosquito - rat bastard
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5 months ago

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

5 months ago
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That

“i wasn’t very careful with it” … yeah you could say that

5 months ago

adhd is so goddamn annoying and weird cuz why can i not focus on my homework for even a second, even in classes i like, but i've been practicing the same two pages of piano music for five hours and i'm still not ready to quit??


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5 months ago
Something I've Been Thinking About A Lot Lately
Something I've Been Thinking About A Lot Lately
Something I've Been Thinking About A Lot Lately

something i've been thinking about a lot lately

5 months ago
When You Are Diagnosed With Terminal New Jersey

when you are diagnosed with terminal new jersey

5 months ago

genetics exam making my bag of topsoil look awfully tasty


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5 months ago

i want to eat a handful of the topsoil i keep in my closet


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6 months ago
That Aged

that aged

6 months ago

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

6 months ago

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

6 months ago

i really hope theories are right and there's more coming cuz i really cannot reckon with my card being declined after checking that it would work a bunch of times making me get priced out of seeing my favorite band literally ever


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6 months ago

now that there's hope

mcr you wanna release a second chicago show so bad i know you wanna play a second show in chicago so bad


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6 months ago

chicago failed me, all resale by the time i got through the queue guess i get to just hope for more dates :(

card declined three times trying to get toronto tickets and now i have to try to get tickets during an exam but save me chicago


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6 months ago

card declined three times trying to get toronto tickets and now i have to try to get tickets during an exam but save me chicago


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6 months ago

i physically need to explain all the new mcr lore but no one i know cares

6 months ago

mighta just bombed an exam but at least my dad wants to drive to toronto with me to go see mcr even tho he doesn’t know anything really about them !


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6 months ago

i have gotten literally nothing done in the last 36 hours due to sir michael romance i cant go on like this i have exams and assignments


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6 months ago

well now there's somewhere i gotta be on august 29th, 2025

now how to make sure the real adult job i have to get after graduating college doesn't mess it up


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6 months ago
Everybody Grab Your Tin Foil Hat It's Clowning Time 🤡

Everybody grab your tin foil hat it's clowning time 🤡

6 months ago

i can’t be clocked in at the clown factory right now i have to be clocked in at the microsoft word factory i have a five page paper that i haven’t started due in two hours

7 months ago

everyone leave some milk and cookies out for destiel

7 months ago

she notch on my bedpost till i line on her song

7 months ago

mount rushmore for gay people

Mount Rushmore For Gay People
7 months ago
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast
This Took Me Too Fucking Long. Anyway, Like To Charge Reblog To Cast

This took me too fucking long. Anyway, like to charge reblog to cast

7 months ago

happy no but seriously imagine it eve everyone!!!!

Happy No But Seriously Imagine It Eve Everyone!!!!
7 months ago

logic brain knows that nothing’s gonna happen october 19th. but god do dan and phil love committing to a bit.

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