Chicago Failed Me, All Resale By The Time I Got Through The Queue Guess I Get To Just Hope For More Dates

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

*rolls your teeth like dice*

YAHTZEE!

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

adhd is so goddamn annoying and weird cuz why can i not focus on my homework for even a second, even in classes i like, but i've been practicing the same two pages of piano music for five hours and i'm still not ready to quit??

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming