When You Are Diagnosed With Terminal New Jersey

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots

Yes they do my comfort book is the first Percy Jackson book

This is a science experiment, reblog and tell me if you believe "comfort books" exist and your comfort book (if you have one)

Explains why you speak as an old god, deprived of peace

Have You Ever Slept.?

once, but my sleep was disturbed and my grave ransacked. Now I can never know peace

Things every child needs to hear:

i will love you the same no matter who you fall in love with, or who you’re attracted to (including if you never fall in love, or aren’t attracted to anyone)

i will love you the same no matter what name & pronouns you use, and how you dress & present yourself to the world. i will use whatever name & language makes you comfortable. 

i will trust you to discover who you are, and i will support your discoveries.

i will love you the same, and i will try to understand the life that makes you happy, and the things you tell me. and when i do not understand i will keep trying, and i will support you all the same. 

it is not your job to be the person i want, it is my job to help you be the happiest version of the person you are.

Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

*rolls your teeth like dice*

YAHTZEE!

aw hell yeah

goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta

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Sometimes you just gotta roll in some dirt, pat some moss, and move on with your life. Be dirty, be feral, be free.