I Feel Like Pads Were Designed By People Who Have Never Seen A Vagina, Let Alone Had A Period

Don't think you can hide the existential crisis from me, I'm gonna find it

That's a promise

Something quick I threw together a while ago when I was learning ibispaint

I did this like 2ish years ago, but I still like it 👍

This.

Someone on Pinterest requested a Dan version so here it is🫶

The ace to bi to pan pipeline needs to be studied.

"Oh I don't really like anyone, so I guess I'm ace"

"Well, I like girls and boys romantically so I guess I'm bi?"

"I was wrong, everybody's hot 😭"

I feel like vampires would be so excited to see their victims drinking water. How many people do you know that only drink like coffee, energy drinks, pop, or just completely super-sugary super-caffeinated things, and no water? Imagine how bad their blood tastes! Shit has to burn going down... And that's not even mentioning alcoholic beverages

I feel like if you drink water, vampires would just flock to you- full stop 😂

When I made a friend at work I was literally like:

and I regret nothing 😂

I was described as "in between the in-between" today and that is all I want to be referred to as from now on actually

Have you ever found a song that redefines you in a way that you can't imagine having ever not heard it before?

S w i r l y