I Feel Like Vampires Would Be So Excited To See Their Victims Drinking Water. How Many People Do You

My body craves the stars while my bones crave the earth; my mind is torn between the interstitial and I just wanna ✨ v i b e ✨

People who try to talk you, who have obvious headphones/earbuds in are a plague. Like why are you mad I didn't hear you? Leave me alone, let me decompress before work in peace

LITERALLY THIS!!!! They just pick whichever one fits the box they already put me in fits best

when i tell people i use any pronouns interchangeably and they keep trying to find out the Right One to default to

this is exorsexism.

My favorite Spencer quote, maybe even my favorite smosh quote... Plus my own doodles 😂 the first one is my lock screen now

From Spencer at 1:24:13 in the video "Don't Win Mario Party: The Gentlemen's Challenge" (linked)

Working retail and fast food is so weird. Like you're telling me I have to pretend to like people? Who are rude?? All day???

Why does my body have to be political, why does my gender have to be a fight, why does my sexuality have to endanger me, why does my mental health have to be both infantilized and demonized?

Sometimes I tune back in and look around like "This is happening? Okay."

Hate hugs, love cuddles... Crave affection but wanna throw up at any compliments. What is my life 😭

When I made a friend at work I was literally like:

and I regret nothing 😂

The ace to bi to pan pipeline needs to be studied.

"Oh I don't really like anyone, so I guess I'm ace"

"Well, I like girls and boys romantically so I guess I'm bi?"

"I was wrong, everybody's hot 😭"