Edited By Me, From A Video By Joetastic On Youtube (linked)

Have you ever found a song that redefines you in a way that you can't imagine having ever not heard it before?

Don't think you can hide the existential crisis from me, I'm gonna find it

That's a promise

Making friends is both the most difficult, full-body cringe inducing thing; and the most rewarding important puzzle piece of life that just solves so much big-sad energy you might have

My body craves the stars while my bones crave the earth; my mind is torn between the interstitial and I just wanna ✨ v i b e ✨

S w i r l y

I feel like pads were designed by people who have never seen a vagina, let alone had a period

☹️

Working retail and fast food is so weird. Like you're telling me I have to pretend to like people? Who are rude?? All day???

Genuinely telling someone you care about them and want to be their friend is the most powerful thing, and I'm glad I'm at a point where I can do that without throwing up

LITERALLY THIS!!!! They just pick whichever one fits the box they already put me in fits best

when i tell people i use any pronouns interchangeably and they keep trying to find out the Right One to default to

this is exorsexism.

I feel like vampires would be so excited to see their victims drinking water. How many people do you know that only drink like coffee, energy drinks, pop, or just completely super-sugary super-caffeinated things, and no water? Imagine how bad their blood tastes! Shit has to burn going down... And that's not even mentioning alcoholic beverages

I feel like if you drink water, vampires would just flock to you- full stop 😂