Working Retail And Fast Food Is So Weird. Like You're Telling Me I Have To Pretend To Like People? Who

Don't think you can hide the existential crisis from me, I'm gonna find it

That's a promise

Something about this man makes me feel safe in ways I didn't think possible. Like the flip from demon to kitty cat- stunning

Have you ever found a song that redefines you in a way that you can't imagine having ever not heard it before?

I feel like vampires would be so excited to see their victims drinking water. How many people do you know that only drink like coffee, energy drinks, pop, or just completely super-sugary super-caffeinated things, and no water? Imagine how bad their blood tastes! Shit has to burn going down... And that's not even mentioning alcoholic beverages

I feel like if you drink water, vampires would just flock to you- full stop 😂

I feel like pads were designed by people who have never seen a vagina, let alone had a period

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S w i r l y

days off aren't long enough. you're telling me I have two days to do everything I can't do bc I work in two days? one of which I'm exhausted and mentally repairing myself, and the other I'm mentally preparing myself for the bullshit all over again???? ☹️

Something about their lack of rizz amuses and entices me

Edited by me, from a video by Joetastic on youtube (linked)

When I made a friend at work I was literally like:

and I regret nothing 😂