What Do The Frogs Think Of The Osemanverse?

I'm a graphic designer (much to my own chagrin).

WHY

In GOD'S HO-FricKING-LY CREATION

Is NO ONE TALKING

abOuT

REFERENCING

I've been a graphic designer for four-ish years. And I have plenty of social media. Tiktok, Youtube, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram (kinda).

Yes, I know rendering is hard. Rendering, for beginning artists and designers, is a *insert creative expletives here* of a skill to learn. It's hard. I know.

But refeRENCING. REFERENCING. I SCOUR PINTEREST AND GOOGLE AND FRACKING REFERENCE SITES AND I CANT FIND THE ONE. THE ONE THING. THE ONE THING I NEED.

and it's not even a pose. Those are even harder. I'm talking about a picture of a bee. Just a bee. A bee in flight. Not that hard, right?

THINK AGAIN! IT'S-IT'S A NIGHTMARE! I NEED A REALISTIC- NO, NOT BUGS BUNNY!- A REALISTIC- that's a carTOOOOON- A REALISTIC BEE- that's an abomination get it away- A REALISTIC, HELL, JUST A PICTURE OF A BEE IN FLIGHT.

It shows me everything but the kitchen si- nope, never mind, there it is. Everything except a FLIPPING BEE PICTURE.

And when I do find what I need, it's rarely a transparent png, so I have to manually cut it out of its background and transform it to the right angles and distortions, and then I'll extract the "line drawing" and it just makes it black and white!

REFERENCING IS A NIGHTMARE.

Being a graphic designer was my childhood dream, everyone. But now that I'm getting paid? I hate it. I hate my dream job, people.

This is why I've taken up crochet and Garageband again, people.

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

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HEY!

I cross-posted my SKZ ff on Wattpad! Quotev is next! It’s still under the username @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, as I am on everything.

Happy reading!

why is it always this:

No no no, fuck no, babe, you're gorgeous, no negative self talk.

when it could be:

Darling. You shine brighter than a thousand full moons at midnight. You have no need to speak of yourself in such a derogatory manner. Your radiance rivals that of Aphrodite herself.

Introductions!

Hello, wonderful Tumblr weirdos! I'm Shroomie (you can also call me Day or Bee). I am a total nerd.

Fandoms I'm in: #humans are space orcs, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (NOT THE NEW ONE, THAT ONE IS SHIT), Genshin Impact, MHA, MCU, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Osemanverse, The Umbrella Academy, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Umibe No Étranger, Witch Hat Atelier, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and Honkai: Star Rail.

I have ADHD and maybe?? autism.

I do fanart, fanfic, incorrect quotes, and weird little rambles that will make absolutely no sense most of the time.

My ask box is always open!

I'm aroace, and yes, I fit all of the stereotypes. I like frogs, books, drawing, writing, shitposting, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cosplaying and kinda just generally being a strange little goblin.

*yeetery intensifies*

Smiles, Shroomie

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

What the sheep, dude?

the frick frack tic tak snikity snak did u just call me?

listen here, ya boul o’ fräcken brän flaeks

don’t make me deep fry your buckookum

I will make you into a 0.25¢ vending machine snack

no one needed you, Cinderellas 2 and 3. No one likes you, The Little Mermaid 2.

You, my vertically challenged anserine, are pistachio ice cream.

and for my fellow queers?

THE FUCK IS UP, FAGS?

(with the utmost respect)

Hellooo. I am very new to tumblr, and saw a post you posted about the frogs. So i interacted with it, innocently thinking it will get saved, but now i cant find it anywhere???? Help pls??

So, it depends on how you interacted with it. If it was in Frogblr and you reacted, it won't save. But if it was one of my normal blog posts and you liked or reblogged it, it should show up in your likes or posts.

Idk how to save Frogblr posts, tbh. I'm just a neurospicy frog enjoyer messing around on here.

okay so i know that i may defend geoffrey, but i too am a fellow gay and nebula romantic. i’m like wondering what being nebula romantic means to you personally? #hopethisisntweird (btw i rlly like how silly you can get and i respect that grind)

Nebularomanticism, for me, stems from my neurodivergencies.

I have ADHD and undiagnosed autism, and because of this, I often have a very difficult time telling platonic attraction from romantic attraction.

Mostly, it means that I have a lot of crushes on my friends.

-Example no. 873 of ADHD being annoying