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MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With an OC)

Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.

Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?

Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?

yummy orger?

no, brain, no thank you, I will be taking a day off of thinking now.

if there were a burger and every time u took a bite it tasted like a yummy burger. wouold you eat it

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

One of these days, I will be starting an Etsy shop. Yes! Shroomie, the crazy, ADHD depresso blogger, will be selling their art!

I'll be selling crochet stuff (hats, scarves, plushies), needle-felted clothes, art (prints and paintings and shit), and therian masks.

No. I will not be taking commissions. Although I would appreciate suggestion for themed character hats.

Yay thxxx

It's been a while, so... guess what? A headcanon! (Genshin Impact ver.)

Mondstadt stuff first!

Albedo was adopted by Alice about two years before Klee was born. Hence why Klee calls him 'big brother'.

Dvalin is genderfluid, literally. It can switch gender at will.

Diluc fake-dated Jean and Kaeya fake-dated Lisa for a while so none of them would have to come out.

Windwheel Aster actually spin like pinwheels.

Diluc has a pet hairless cat whose name is Rhine.

Next is Liyue!

Qingxin flowers have a few medicinal uses: When dried and used in poultices or serums, they are potent painkillers, but if they are fresh, mashing them and using them the same way turns them into an aphrodisiac.

Xiao may no longer have wings in his human form, nor can he shift into his full adeptus form, but he can shift into a small, rather chubby turquoise finch.

Hu Tao plays the hammered dulcimer, Chongyun plays the gu zheng, Zhongli is proficient with the upright bass but rarely plays, Xingqiu plays the koto and the organ, Xiao knows how to play the panflute, and Keqing plays the erhu.

Inazuma, bitch!

As a general rule, the archons' familiars have a beast form and a human form. As it applies to Yae Miko, her beast form is a 9-foot-tall nine-tailed kitsune. Dvalin's human form is a 5'8" woman with pale skin, turquoise hair, and dark purple-pink eyes.

Ayaka has a pet owl named Minji, but Minji likes Ayato more than Ayaka.

Itto sometimes paints his horns with Shinobu's nail polish.

That is all for now, lovelies! Sumeru, Fontaine, and Natlan will come soonish, don't worry.

We Interrupt Your Scheduled Tumblr Scroll To Show You Immense Cuteness.

A Court Of Thorns And Roses. Fourth Wing. The Crown Of Thorns series. They Both Die At The End. So This Is Ever After.

All of these romance books. All of them. Are in. FUCKING. FIRST PERSON POV!

GIVE ME A GOOD (preferably adult) ROMANCE FANTASY BOOK THAT’S IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS. A few examples of third person romance books are:

Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Otherworldly, ANY ROMANCE MANGA- SPECIFICALLY, Umibe No Étranger and That Wolf-Boy Is Mine!, The Lunar Chronicles.

I NEED MORE STUFF LIKE T

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

This is now a masterlist.

Fourth rule of washing dishes: when you inevitably drop a slippery knife blade-down, jump halfway across the kitchen as dramatically as possible to avoid stabbage.

first rule of washing dishes: Be yourself and have fun

second rule of washing dishes: Make sure to get water and soap in every possible corner of the entire kitchen