Yummy Orger?

and it is obligated if the color is blonde and (insert dark spectrum color)

never ask a queer person what happened to their white and black coded ship

GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING

Parasite Eve by Bring Me The Horizon has a Russian intro.

Belle Sisoski’s cover of Set Me Free pt. 2 has THE EXACT SAME INTRO. It’s just faster.

WHAT?!

I feel so called out

Ever just see somebody talking to themselves in public?

Wonder what's going on in there?

Mumbling? Tics? Reciting lines? Thinking of a memory?

Or on the other side.

Talking to headmates? Alters? Imaginary friends?

You'll never know.

I like to call this phenomenon

Schrödinger's Chat

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

it is so funny how people send me hate being like "touch grass you soggy mf"

bitch i been touching grass i am a literal fantasy cosplayer

i literally have a six foot long wooden dowel that i use as a staff for twirly stick cardio

nature is my kingdom

i can tell different kinds of poison plants from just the shape of the berries

maybe you need to touch grass

idk

get some of that rage out

love yall

More cosplay cos why not

The one in the honeycomb dress is my furry friend- they’re awesome! They make all their own fursuits.

pukicho, the sapiosexual

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

What the heck even are migraines

Sitting in my very comfy bed surrounded by my favorite plushies listening to Pkch (@pukicho, check him out he's the best) doing schoolwork in a fluffy, warm snuggy? MIGRAINE. (I was apparently too hot).

Listening to my favorite music while playing the bass guitar in my basement? MIGRAINE. (Music was one click too loud).

Doing my makeup (which is barely makeup, it's basically just eyeshadow and a tiny bit of concealer) in my glowy mirror so I can see it? MIGRAINE. (Lights were too bright).

Every time I'm at church talking to my friends in the cafe and having a great time? MIGRAINE. (Lights are very white and very bright, and also it's loud).

Sitting in my room where the lights are nice and soft, listening to lofi music at a good volume, in shorts and a t-shirt because it's the perfect temperature in my room, writing a tumblr post and otherwise being completely fine? MIGRAINE. (Literally because my hair is a bit greasy 'cos I haven't washed it in three days cos I'm trying a new hair health thing bc I bleach it a lot).

Basically, if I'm even a little bit uncomfortable or overstimulated, MIGRAINE.

Thanks, ADHD.

POV: Stray Kids but one more member and 9x the chaos

Hyun-Ryong Aera. The maknae of Stray Kids, and also the only girl in the group.

Scientific name: Chaotica Aeracado

Species: Bipolar/ADHD all-rounder

Preferred Pronouns: She/her, They/them, Nadada/nyoong, manic/depresso

Iconic quotes: “Well, if you’re depressed, maybe STOP PLAYING GENSHIN 24/7 AND GO TOUCH F****** GRASS, LEE FELIX YONGBOK!”(That was on a TikTok live) “Korean People Taco Night!” “NO! IT’S MY COFFEE! FUCK YOU! *hisses*” “Lez gEt DRonK~”

Title: JYP’s baby (she’s never gotten in trouble for ANYTHING)

Fanfiction Title: The Ninth- Stray Kids OC Insert by Shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out