yay! *giggles in adhd*
You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!
Wrynn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Wrynn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. Tony: This is a fourteen-year-old, by the way. Wrynn: THAT'S ONE HUNDRED FORTY. GET IT RIGHT.
Loki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
Wrynn: Yes, yes, Tony. Actually… Wrynn, leading the Avengers to a parking lot: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! Thor: Is this some sort of veiled threat? Loki, extremely proud: No, just a clever way of telling one Tony Stark that she doesn't care.
Loki: transforms to look like Wrynn Wrynn: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. Loki: Wrynn, I love you, but that's just insulting.
Bruce: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor. Wrynn: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Hellooo. I am very new to tumblr, and saw a post you posted about the frogs. So i interacted with it, innocently thinking it will get saved, but now i cant find it anywhere???? Help pls??
So, it depends on how you interacted with it. If it was in Frogblr and you reacted, it won't save. But if it was one of my normal blog posts and you liked or reblogged it, it should show up in your likes or posts.
Idk how to save Frogblr posts, tbh. I'm just a neurospicy frog enjoyer messing around on here.
I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).
I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.
Love, Shroomie
Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.
I am fricking dead.
NO!!!
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS
attempting to prove a point to one of my besties and her boyfriend.
and it is obligated if the color is blonde and (insert dark spectrum color)
ADHD. I have ADHD. Oh, and I'm aroace. Hi. :]
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