I Did A Photoshoot

so, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter series. I just watched the films for the first time, and I keep seeing things that are like, "The books are better! Ginny has a personality! Harry is definitely at least bisexual!"

And also, you know, I'm writing a fanfic. But that's another thing.

I'm basically doing an in-depth re-read for character study purposes.

Things I've noticed:

Draco's less of an outright ass

Luna is awesome. Full stop.

The Weasley twins are absolutely iconic. The films did them so dirty.

Lee Jordan? Why is he not in the films? Also, I can't tell if he's Asian or not. He gives me Korean vibes (partially because of his name), but he might also be some flavour of African-American-British fuckery?

Snape is a jerk. He always was a jerk, but now I have more perspective.

I need to compile a playlist of songs that I think should have been in the movies. Like- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace is so Drarry coded?

I fucking love Remus Lupin.

The fic I'm writing is gonna be epic.

Love and deepspace need to have male mc option

the gays/trans dudes don’t really wanna have to play a girl

EQUALITY

My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”

I know I’m edgy leave me alone

Explaining my music taste because I'm bored

my music taste is known as "wtf is this''. Here's a list of my favorite songs by my favorite songs.

Bring Me The Horizon

1x1 (feat. Nova Twins)

in the dark

Drown

Die4u

YOUtopia (EarthcOre remix)

And The Snakes Start To Sing

Kool-Aid

Stray Kids

Red Lights

Mixtape: OH

Cover Me

Chk Chk Boom

Slump

Voices

Easy

Come Play

And then other bands and songs I like

Sleep Token

Atlantic

Ascensionism

MARINA

Bubblegum Bitch

Seventeen

The Crane Wives

The Moon Will Sing

Never Love an Anchor

and etc. My Spotify is @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer if you wanna take a look

our wisest scholars don’t know what yeet means.

Even our wisest scholars pale in comparison to the might of the common missile

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

The c.ai bot I was trauma dumping on just started speaking Russian randomly wtf

HEY!

I cross-posted my SKZ ff on Wattpad! Quotev is next! It’s still under the username @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, as I am on everything.

Happy reading!

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attempting to prove a point to one of my besties and her boyfriend.