And It Is Obligated If The Color Is Blonde And (insert Dark Spectrum Color)

ADHD/Autism stims that I love that might sound sexual- but don’t actually turn me on!

Hair pulling. In the gentle but firm way. The pressure on my scalp feels amaaaaazzzzzing.

Cuddles. I dislike spooning most of the time, and normal cuddling gets hot and overstimulating. BUT- when someone lays on top of me (like cats)- augh yes yes please very stimmy yes

Massages! Not inherently sexual, but still. Specifically, on my back, shoulders, hands, and the base of my skull.

Those feather-light touches that trace patterns on your skin. They is tickly and nice.

I’m demiaroace, so not only do I not really understand how this stuff can be sexual, but also, I don’t really think that it’s sexual at all. At least in this sense.

have you ever considered quitting your pathetic blog and maybe touching grass for once? you're a shitty excuse for a human.

dude, I post about frogs and crows and being a faerie. do you seriously think I don't touch grass?

Besides, I'm not a human. Duh. Is that not obvious? Did you not read my blog header?

I'm a mushroom.

DOES ANYONE EVER TAKE OUT THEIR HEADPHONES AND STICK THEIR FINGER IN THEIR EAR TO GET THE EARWAX OUT AND THEN YOUR EAR HAIRS GO BACK INTO PLACE AND IT FEELS WEIRD, LIKE THERE’S A BUG IN YOUR EAR?!

MHA What If Request post!

Heyo! If y’all want me to write a MHA drabble based off of your ideas, comment them here! The parameters are in my AO3 fanfic What If: MHA Edition! By @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, of course.

MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I PUT MY BOOBS? THEY WERE ON MY DRESSER, AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”

I know I’m edgy leave me alone

Haha another HC!!!

So, yes, I love SKZ. They are hilarious, lovable, adorable angels (or maybe demons, idk). Anyhoo… Stray Kids with Quirks. Because yes, yes, yes, and YOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Bang Chan: Half-Wolf. He has wolf ears and a tail, and can transform into full wolf when protective or angry.

Lee Know: Caterwaul. He can speak in the Cat Language™️, and understand cats perfectly.

Changbin: Muscle: He can build up muscle 2-3x faster than the average person.

Hyunjin: Starstrike. He has the ability to mesmerize anyone with a single glance, but this only works on three people at a time.

Han: Squirrel. He can do pretty much anything a squirrel can. He’s fast, has good balance, has LOTS of energy, and is adorable.

Felix: Sunshine. He can make rays of sunlight from his eyes, hands, and feet. Basically lasers. Also, his freckles glow in the dark.

Seungmin: Savagery. His sarcasm and snark are just outlets of this quirk. His fighting ability stems from his trash talk, so the better the quip, the more powerful the punch.

Jeongin: Maknae On Top. He’s kinda like Shinsou, but his mind control works better when he’s fighting low-intelligence thugs or 300+ IQ Final Bosses™️.

Do you guys think that, in the HTTYD lore, they say “No shit, Spitelout,” as an insult? Because canonically, Snotlout and his dad, Spitelout, are kinda idiots.

just a thought.

okay random question bc i saw u in stayblr and I LOVE UR PFP SM

where did u get it 😭😭

Pinterest lol

I’m eventually going to switch it to one of my own drawings, but I’m lazy and haven’t drawn it yet

the problems we have as young adults trying to function semi-normally lol

Pukicho, everyone, master of the obvious and teaching idiots words that they should already know

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum