MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

What do the frogs think of the osemanverse?

And where would they get frog sizes books?

🤨🤨🤨

Questions

So, um, funny story?

Minerva McGonagall named her kids Charlie, Oliver, and Tori.

Charlie, coincidentally, is currently dating a frog named Nichard (or Nick for short).

Tori is aroace.

Oliver is too young to date.

Frog Size Books are available at Barnes & Noble and a queer bookstore in downtown Chicago, LA, Seoul, Tokyo and London.

The frogs are nerds.

DEMIAROACE NEBULAROMANTIC OMNISEXUALS! WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, AND WE LIKE DEER!

and also beer, but I'm underage, so that doesn't apply to me. Yet.

Reblog/like this if you’re LGBTQ+ and run an active blog in 2024.

Trying to find new blogs to follow. 🫶🏻

pukicho, the sapiosexual

every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

why are humans like this?

Zzgnaru and Karen are walking through the downtown area of Karen's home city. Zzgnaru notices a shop whose sign reads "Tattoo and Piercing." Xey are confused.

"Karen, what is a 'Tattoo and Piercing?'" Xey ask, pointing one of their tentacles at the building. Karen blinks at xem for a moment, and bursts out laughing. She gestures to her arms, which are covered in artistic markings.

"Tattoos are basically just permanent body art. I have over twenty. And piercings are a type of body jewelry." Zzgnaru is still confused. Karen tugs xem into the shop, where a person lies on a table, an artist working on a caterpillar tattoo.

Zzgnaru starts. "Is-is that a needle?" Karen nods. "So you aren't born with those?" Xey ask, shocked. "Yep. And piercings are where you use a needle to put small gems and stuff into your skin. Not permanently, you can take them out." Karen explains.

The person on the table looks up, and recognition flashes over their face. "Karen? Izzat you?" Karen looks over at them, surprised. "Moss? What the fuck, girlypop? I thought you had joined a space crew?" Moss shakes their head, sighing. "Rosatttiiia kicked me off the ship. Said I was 'too confusing.'"

Karen laughs. "Moss, babygirl, you are confusing. You're the most gremlin-y person I've ever met." Moss huffs. Then, Zzgnaru butts in. "Does that hurt?" Xey ask, motioning to the needle. Moss shakes their head. "Nope, not really."

Later, back on the ship, Zzgnaru rants to Steve and two of the Penaconian crew members about how humans are crazy. "The ones with the patterns aren't normal? The unmarked ones aren't albino? What the crap is this, Steve? First Karen bleeds from her genitalia, now this?"

Steve ends up showing them his singular tattoo and explaining that they have ways to ease the pain.

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.

HEY!

I cross-posted my SKZ ff on Wattpad! Quotev is next! It’s still under the username @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, as I am on everything.

Happy reading!

rating my favorite musical artist names

Stray Kids: 5/10. Points deducted for age discrepancy. Considering that none of them are orphans, I don't believe the Stray part at all.

(G)I-DLE: 0/10, complete nonsense.

TOMORROW X TOGETHER: 4/10. Points deducted for aggressiveness. Good positivity, though.

Yaelokre: 9/10. Sounds like a faerie name.

Laufey: 4/10. Not a Frost Giant.

BABYMETAL: 9/10. Good job with the obvious name, people.

bbno$: 6/10, thought it was pronounced BEE BEE NO SSSS.

Thousand foot krutch: 7/10, are they okay? Why? Are they legs broken?

Breaking Benjamin: 0/10 DONT HURT BENJAMIN YOU PSYCHOS

Bring Me The Horizon: 1/10 how the hell do I do that

Evanescence: ?/10 what even is an 'evanescence'?

Linkin Park: 3/10 thought it was LinkedIn Park and what? Are we middle-aged business people listening to muzak?

Fish In A Birdcage: 10/10 amazing, need I say more?

Neoni: 3/10 feels like gibberish to be honest

Imagine Dragons: 5/10 points deducted for making me use my brain

YUNGBLUD: 7/10 I need more child sacrifice in my life, don't I?

STARSET: 2/10 are we filming a space movie?

CLANN: 10/10 very faerie oriented, much likings.

Livingston: 4/10 is it the name? The Place? Points deducted for confusingness.

Radiohead: 9/10 like a TVhead but more creative

Creepy Nuts: 8/10 points deducted for sex jokes

AURORA: 4/10 good nature/Disney reference, but altogether a bit boring

TX2: 2/10 only two points, should be obvious

League of Legends: 8.5/10 nice alliteration

Paramore: 9/10 I see what this is doing

System of a Down: 3/10 what's a down and why does it need a system?

Måneskin: ?/10 what? How do you pronounce the Å?