YES KAI IM SO PROUDDDDD

YES KAI IM SO PROUDDDDD

UM WHAT THE FUCK

UM WHAT THE FUCK

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1 year ago

Just saw the barbie movie with my roommate and HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD

i now need to find and purchase ken’s “i am kenough” sweater that he wears at the end


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1 year ago

I FUCKING LOST THE ASK BECAUSE TUMBLRS A BITCH. Some lovely anon asked for subby charlie crying with a soft dom sadist reader. Here it is! I added a Mommy kink because it felt right.

I FUCKING LOST THE ASK BECAUSE TUMBLRS A BITCH. Some Lovely Anon Asked For Subby Charlie Crying With

Happy Tears

Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

A/N: for some fucking reason I wrote this like very...detailed or something? idk but I like it, so... enjoy!

Word count: 502

Warnings: mommy kink, dacryphilia, overstimulation, my endless love for Rory's gorgeous blue eyes, a mention of Charlies fanboyness?, my guesses at Charlies music taste, unprotected sex (wrap it, people!)

"Fuck! Momma- *hic* Momma, please. I can't, i-" He cut himself off with a whine, trying to squirm away from your touch.

"Charlie, you've only cum twice though, baby~" Fuck, he's so pretty when he cries.

"Can you be good for me and give me just one more?" The way he rapidly nods his head, bringing a smile to your face.

"I'm gonna ride your pretty cock, baby." He looked up at you pleadingly, those beautiful blue eyes glassy from the tears of the past hour.

"Mhm. Wanna make you feel good too momma." You stroked his cheek with a soft touch, one that felt lovingly familiar.

Grabbing his cock, you gave it a few slow strokes, placing one last kiss to the tip and guiding towards your entrance. He whined at the contact, unconsciously bucking his hips, sliding himself into you accidentally.

"Ah! FuCK! I'm s-sorry momma!" His breaths shuddered as you continued to sink down onto him, his girth stretching you deliciously. You smiled down at him, letting him know you weren't mad at all.

You slightly shifted your hips, sending shock waves of please through Charlie. He whimpered and jerked his hips again, the sensitivity coming on strong already.

"Doing so well baby, momma's so proud." He smiled at you and did his best to fuck up into you, the trembling of his thighs aiding to his struggle. He knew your body like the plot of stab 1, and you, his. He knew the exact angle in this position to hit to slam straight into the sweet, spongy spot of yours.

You threw your head back and rocked your hips, back and forth, back and forth. Charlie did his best not to cum yet, trying to focus on something else in the room to distract him.

The clock on the wall, slowly ticking rhythmically, mocking his unsteady breaths. Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock.

The slight whirr of the paused Cure CD on the CD player, whirring in wait of when he'd play it. Whrrr.

The ding of his notifications going off, he completely forgot that you were supposed to be at a party with your friends, they were probably going off in the group chat. Ding! Ding! Ding!

And he finally turned back towards you. Fuck. The slight tremble of your plush bottom lip, your perfect bouncing tits, the few hickies on your neck from earlier. Looking down at where you both connected, he could've came right there.

There was a ring of your creamy slick around the base of his cock, making this lewd, wet, slapping noise every time your hips met. You tipped his head up to look at you.

You leaned in and kissed him, giving him that shove towards the edge that he so desperately needed. He pulled away quickly to warn you of his oncoming release. Choked whimpers and moans coming out in place of words.

Tick-Tock, Whrrr, Ding! And you.

"Shit- close!" He swore he saw stars.

"Go ahead and cum for me. My good boy."


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1 year ago

HOHOHOHOHO IM BUSY BUT SAVING THIS FOR LATER 🏃‍♀️

(twt p✧rn link)

ty breeding the fuck outta you :3

(twt P✧rn Link)

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2 years ago

Mhm

is anyone else on a random rory culkin kick rn

1 year ago

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)


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1 year ago

YESS and he like whines when you have to get up to go to work and just waits for you all cute until you get home vkskcksnjcla

back to my nightly rants about how much gabe means to me 🥰

Back To My Nightly Rants About How Much Gabe Means To Me 🥰

he's probably the best cuddler in the world. he loves snuggling so much, and would always be holding you when he can. also just loves having his arms wrapped around you. all the time. no matter what you might be doing, he just wants to feel you against him :(( <3


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2 years ago

This FUCKING picture of schlatt made me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

This FUCKING Picture Of Schlatt Made Me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK

SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S ON GOD!

Edit: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg (2:10 ;))


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2 years ago

Midnight Babysitting Part 2

Part 1

Summary: You drive over in the middle of the night to help Schlatt with his daughter, Lily, and things quickly turn....for the better?

Warnings: Cursing, Smut, implied divorce, my old ass talking about 90s cartoons, schlatt hating his ex wife (calls her a bitch), rough sex, Dom/sub dynamics, Shitty foreplay?, Pet names (Sir, Bunny)

Midnight Babysitting Part 2
Midnight Babysitting Part 2

You pulled in to the familiar driveway after what felt like barely a second, you must have zoned out. You sigh as you close the car door and walk up to his house. You rap quietly on the door, on the off chance that Lily had actually gone to sleep.

"Hey, thanks for coming so late. Uh, Lily's in the living room." He opened the door in just a pair of sweatpants, looking exhausted. You turned the corner into the living room and there she was, watching late night cartoons, happy as a clam. You strode over and her face immediately lit up.

"Y/N! Watch Rocko wi me!" She said, tugging on your arm gently. You sigh, she really wasn't going to be easy tonight.

"Lily, you've got to go to sleep. You have school in the morning." You felt your heart sink as she stuck out her bottom lip in the most adorable pout you've ever seen.

"But, I o wanna..." She sniffled, trying to guilt trip you. You smiled as you sat down next to her.

"How about this, if I spend the night and promise to be here and make you breakfast when you wake up, will you go to bed?" A sense of relief washed over you as she smiled and nodded happily.

"Read to me first! Pwease?" She wasn't the best with L's. You nod and flash a small smile at Schlatt as she tugs you upstairs and into her room. You grab an edition of Cinderella and she hopped in bed almost immediately.

Almost 25 minutes and three story books later, she was finally asleep. You closed the last book and put it back on the shelf, placing a small kiss on her forehead and brushing the blonde hair off her head before closing the door. You almost jumped out of your skin when you turned around to see Schlatt right behind you. He wrapped you into a warm hug, which you quickly reciprocated after you got over the initial shock.

"Thank you... You have no idea how long I've been trying to put her to sleep." He sighed happily into your ear, causing butterflies to make a home in your stomach. He smelled amazing, a mix of the fresh scent of rain and some expensive, intoxicating cologne.

"No uh... no problem. I knew what I was getting into when I signed up for this." You smiled warmly at him. He walked downstairs and towards his office, motioning for you to follow.

"I know, I just.... I wish I could show you how thankful I am." He spoke in an almost accidentally seductive way. You felt your breath hitch as his lips ghosted over your jugular.

"What- what about your wife?" You whimpered pathetically in an attempt to ground yourself.

"Please, Julie's been out of the picture since Lily was born. That bitch... It's just you and me~" His lips trailed gentle kisses down your jaw and up to yours.

"It's so cute how much Lily loves you..." His lips were barely inches from yours as he spoke. Fuck it. You slammed your lips against his and he grunted in surprise. You were quick to tangle your fingers into his hair, tugging and earning a moan into your mouth. You would have to use that later.

He pushed you on top of his desk and shoved his hard cock up against your groin. He groaned out and started grinding against you. The way his hips moved with precision, you wondered why his wife would leave in the first place.

"Please!"

"Please what, bunny?" He leaned down to your ear, "You're gonna have to speak up~" he whispered beautifully.

"Fuck me, please?" You glanced up at him with puppy dog eyes that you knew he just couldn't ignore. He groaned and nodded, pulling down his and your trousers and knickers with succession.

"You feel how hard I am? Hmm? Up against that pretty hole of yours..." He looked up at you as he slowly pushed in, stretching you deliciously. You both groaned in unison as he bottomed out, tip already brushing up against that spot.

"Fuck, Sir!" You yelled out before Schlatt could clap his hand over your mouth, but he quickly shushed you as he started thrusting.

"Lily's asleep upstairs, bunny. You've gotta be quiet for me." You whined against his hand in response, looking up at him, "I know it feels good, I know, but we can't wake her up." He continued his harsh pace, opening your top with his free hand and rubbing your nipples, earning a shuddering moan against his palm.

His brows furrowed and he groaned and grunted perfectly with each timed thrust. You pulled his hand off for a second to squeak out one word, not trusting your voice to speak normally.

"Close!" You moved his and your hand back over your mouth, quickly covering up the moan that slipped out as you clenched around him.

"Fuck yeah, I'm close too bunny, go ahead and cum on my cock." He kissed your swollen lips, covering up your shared moans. He groaned into your mouth as your walls fluttered around him once more, cumming with you. He pulled out once he was done and looked at you, smiling happily.

He placed a kiss on your forehead and held you tight, carrying you up to his room, letting you get some well deserved rest.

@bvnnyblood


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2 years ago

Wow

THIS MACHINE SLAYS DRAGONS By Toviatoris Follow The Link And Give Them Some Love.

THIS MACHINE SLAYS DRAGONS by toviatoris Follow the link and give them some love.

2 years ago

ABCDEFG, I want this man to rail me (respectfully ofc)

I merged a bunch of audios together to just get them off of my phone so if it sounds a little off that's the reason.

18+

Please do not repost my audios and claim as your own

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