ABCDEFG, I Want This Man To Rail Me (respectfully Ofc)

THIS BUT SCHLATT

🫠🥵🥹☠️😈

omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho

i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.

and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3

until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you

Holy fucking shit Kirk Hammett! Istg this man will be the death of me. This is a can opener, Kirk Hammett is a leg opener, okay!? Istg I will spread my legs right here, right now! I don't give a shit if he's 60, he better get his aSS OVER HERE BEFORE I RIP THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF LIKE A FUCKING FERAL ANIMAL!-

mhmhmhmhm for sure

i wholeheartedly believe that gabe would be a really good boyfriend. maybe his love for you would get a little out of hand at times, but that's okay cuz its him. he's the sweetest boy ever and would treat you like absolute royalty, nothing less ever. 🫶

Tis in the making. Mwahahahaha >:)

@bvnnyblood

OH MY GOD

THIS NEW ONE FOR DANNY-

HTDIWIDJWIXBSJ

I’ll be good, I will

A/n: typed this straight onto my phone so Formatting is weird, and there is no spell checks or proof reading unfortunately, but I simply couldn’t get this idea out of my brain. Anyways, Enjoy! 

Warnings; Smut, edging, toy(s), Oral (M receiving) 

Taglist; @rottent33th @slaasherslut @slasherscrybaby @cries-in-latino @how-grand-trine-au

“Please” he whimpered, the childlike voice he usually used gone a long time ago, “Please y/n!” his head fell back and his eyes rolled in bliss as you slowed your pace, pulling your mouth away with a soft pop. His hips stuttered, his body burning for his release and a sigh escaped his lips. 

He was beautiful like this, his skin sparkling with a sheen of sweat, his face flushed a rosy pink. His head lolled and mouth cocked open ever so slightly as his chest heaved deep breaths of air, despite it seeming like it was never enough. “Ah, ah Brahmsy. I have something else I want to try, only good boys get to cum you know?” he whined, closing his eyes and slightly relaxing. 

Perhaps you were taking this all too far, but you really did love him like this. You hummed reaching into your pocket and slipping out the little toy you’d been dying to use. You got it in a bath bomb a friend, she sent it up as a birthday gift. ‘Selfcare’ with a winky face was what the note had said. You smirked, as you put the toy to the tip of Brahms length, smirking as you flicked it on, watching his eye widen and look down to meet yours, face contorting in a mix of pain and overall pleasure. The rooms walls echoing soft pleads and a warm bzz sound. 

“Mrf- Please, I’ll be good, I will!”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

the obsession is growing >:)

Edit: even bigger now >:)

Ghostface!Charlie with a Ghostface!Reader

Warnings: lil spice, blood kink?, Fucked up shit

Y'all were TOTALLY dating first and when you walked in and pulled off his mask when Olivia was killed and you came in to save her

DEVASTATED (He just got you, he can't lose you yet!)

He tried to come up with an excuse so quick

Fell for you even more when you smiled down at him and kissed him

"Wait, what?"

Was SO confused at first but when you told him you wanted to help-

Absolutely BRICKED UP when he watched you kill someone or when you come home to him and you're covered in blood

Literally his dreams come true

"You're just as fucked as me, and I love it <3"

Fuck after every kill, it's needed

"You have no idea how much I love that you're my psycho boyfriend, Char."

He leans into kiss you so quick.

"You're so hot covered in her blood, baby."

We adore some murderers in love <3

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