Wow

THIS BUT SCHLATT

🫠🥵🥹☠️😈

omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho

i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.

and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3

until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you

OH MY GOD

THIS NEW ONE FOR DANNY-

HTDIWIDJWIXBSJ

Omfg im so so sorry y'all 💀. It is October 13th and I havent done a single kinktober post yet. It'll be coming out this week. I give you my word. #21 on my list 😉

I couldn't help but imagine this as me and my friends. Me= y/n, Judy = Kate, Matt = Toby, JJ = Jeff

Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

Jeff: People who sleep are weird

Y/n: I was a sock once

DANNY/GABE ASKER, I FORGOT TO SPECIFY!! she/her pronouns for either please!!

no problem man, i gotchu <3

i have some king!schlatt brainrot rn and i’m just thinking of being his queen and him spoiling me with the best that riches can buy and every little thing he does is out of pure adoration and love and cockwarming at council meetings and jousting matches 😇

OHOHOHOHO YESSSS. Don't mind the fact that I'm writing this on my walk home from the bus, BUT

The way he would sit you on his cock as he signs documents and sings softly to you and the slight whispers of how good you're being when he finishes the song before moving to the next. I love this man with all my heart- HWJDBDJS

It's very sad to me when people steal my works without crediting me. This is a screenshot of a direct copy and paste of An Unforgettable Dream, one of my fics, that I found on wattpad.

If you're gonna steal my work, at least credit me. Their user on tumblr is @roryssidehoe

I hoped to become friends with them, but I can't condone someone stealing my hard work.

Update: We did it, boys.

🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄

ARTIEEEE you’re literally the best <3

ABCDEFG, I want this man to rail me (respectfully ofc)

I merged a bunch of audios together to just get them off of my phone so if it sounds a little off that's the reason.

18+

Please do not repost my audios and claim as your own