Me After Clive And Let Die.

There are at least 31 leverage/the old guard crossovers on AO3 and yet I’m pretty sure none of them have gone the objectively funniest route wherein the third act of TOG goes entirely off the rails because Parker Hardison and Eliot were halfway through scamming Merrick and happen to have already been in the building when Andy gets dragged in

Screaming crying

[ID: edited clips from Red Valley pod. Loud music plays in the background of some clips:

CLIVE: Metal. REBECCA: Metal? CLIVE: I know that song. REBECCA: That's a song? CLIVE: How do I know that song?

WARREN: LET’S ALL GO TO BED. FOR AT DAWN WE RISE DA DA DA DA DA. PAMELA: How did he get on the roof? GORDON: I don't know.

GORDON: That track was called Morior Invictus.

SOPHIA: It means Death Before Defeat. CLIVE: What. What are you talking about?

WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH! PAMELA: Why's he pointing at us? WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH! GORDON: Oh God, he's pointing at me.

GORDON: You see the thing is, the music, despite the technical complexity and outwardly aggressive tone is, as I'm sure you can tell, incredibly melodic and uplifting, sentimental in many ways.

WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREEEEEACH! GORDON: Dear Friend! WARREN: EAT SHIT! /end ID]

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines

Midnight Burger pspspspsps

Finally some more sane Red valley fans

@iclosedoors and I have two traditions known as Warren Wednesday and Freezing Him Friday. On Freezing Him Friday, we take the tiny Warren cardboard cutout they made, put it in a paper clip case filled with water, and put it in the freezer. On Warren Wednesday, we thaw him. During both of these we play Ice Ice Baby, followed by Hips Don’t Lie. Here are a few pictures from the most recent ones-

Image 1- Before the freezing. He doesn’t know what’s about to happen

Image 2- He Is About To Freeze

Image 3- In the freezer :)

Image 4- FROZEN!!!

Image 5- He is thawed

Image 6- in bed. resting

Image 7- Tied him to the ceiling fan to dry him off faster!!!!!!

@redvalleypod just thought you would appreciate seeing this

i had a deranged epiphany.

Plant

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SLYYYYYYYYYY

just came to the horrible revelation that we might get gilf clive in season 3

I had a dream that sal vulcano made a MILF joke, I told him my mum had died a month ago. He then took me out to lunch and kept trying to give me shrimp