I Had A Dream That Sal Vulcano Made A MILF Joke, I Told Him My Mum Had Died A Month Ago. He Then Took

here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases

I am not on enough painkillers to my life livable

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Random Scottish guy that runs the cafe place is my new favourite character the guy knows what he's doing and I respect him for that. I would work there.

i had a deranged epiphany.

I recommend Evil Red Valley, in which completely ethical science experiments are performed while visible to the public eye

Oh, good shout, love Evil Red Valley

if you love criminal minds pls watch

Scorpion

stupid fucking genius team make stupid fucking decisions Every Single Episode

everyone's emotionally stunted. and mentally unwell. and act like children half the time

guess how a group of geniuses does in competitive environments? guess. go on.

multiple slow burns

Dad + Child relationships (but stupid)

less mature themes more fun and action

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Lie To Me

GOD HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING I WANT TO SHAKE HIM HE'S SUCH A BITCH (fond)

dysfunctional team as dysfunctional family

everyone's emotionally stunted (part 2)

friends to coworkers to lovers arc of the fucking century (i take no responsibility for your feelings after the last episode)

mature themes on cm level & very morally ambiguous actions

pls. PLS.

I would love a Clive pet.

Like no Clive, stop trying to fight ginger people

Please Clive, stop barking at the postie.

Oh for god sake Clive stop pissing on my rug.

If you're like me and going though withdraw from red valley give The Effect a listen to.

The effect is on BBC sounds but there is also a copy on YouTube. It's originally a play so I'll be keeping an eye out for a live version.

It's a lot more romance forward than red valley and less sci-fi but still good and has different themes.

I'll be forever bitter that they cancelled this show!!!