There Are At Least 31 Leverage/the Old Guard Crossovers On AO3 And Yet I’m Pretty Sure None Of Them

this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

Did pre ice Warren just reference the musical cats

I have began to play Dead by Daylight and I love this funky lil survivor

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

Screaming crying

[ID: edited clips from Red Valley pod. Loud music plays in the background of some clips:

CLIVE: Metal. REBECCA: Metal? CLIVE: I know that song. REBECCA: That's a song? CLIVE: How do I know that song?

WARREN: LET’S ALL GO TO BED. FOR AT DAWN WE RISE DA DA DA DA DA. PAMELA: How did he get on the roof? GORDON: I don't know.

GORDON: That track was called Morior Invictus.

SOPHIA: It means Death Before Defeat. CLIVE: What. What are you talking about?

WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH! PAMELA: Why's he pointing at us? WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH! GORDON: Oh God, he's pointing at me.

GORDON: You see the thing is, the music, despite the technical complexity and outwardly aggressive tone is, as I'm sure you can tell, incredibly melodic and uplifting, sentimental in many ways.

WARREN: ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREEEEEACH! GORDON: Dear Friend! WARREN: EAT SHIT! /end ID]

My deranged head cannons for DILF Clive Schill

His wife is a social worker and is the nicest woman you've ever met.

They both met in university.

Clive was doing some dumb uni degree, like English or psychology.

I think his wife was probably like a mean girl in secondary school, but has tried to make amends with everyone she hurt.

If his daughter asks for something in the shop he'll always say no, but is constantly giving her gifts.

When his wife was pregnant he had nesting syndrome, and would spend hours just decorating and cleaning and dalting after his wife.

Clive either really likes football (like every single match for his team) or violently hates it.

Clive smashes a phone every month.

When he's drunk he vents to his wife about his work.

He wife knows what he does but believes it's for the greater good.

They never acknowledge his work when they're sober.

He owns some of the most tacky designer stuff you've ever seen.

He shops at sports direct.

They live in one of those generic new builds.

Does their weekly shop at Tesco because they want the club card points. It is also the only place locally that sells tahini.

I will not be taking any criticism at this time ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Realized who I’ve been imagining Warren and Gordon as

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