[on A Date]

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

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Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.

Draco: At least I’m going to die doing something that I love.

Harry: And that is?

Draco: Dying.

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Eliot: yeah they are

Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?

Eliot: *blushes* who

Quentin: Fillory.