The Types As Things Albus Severus Should've Been Named

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

El:bitchin

Billy:can I keep her?

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

Harry: hello

Narcissa: oh mr. Potter your eyes really looks like emeralds

Harry: ...

Draco: mama!

Narcissa: yeah, Draco was right, your shape of eyebrows looks perfect

Draco: maAaaAAama

”I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”