Draco: Potter, I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Make A Big Deal Out Of This. It Doesn’t Mean Anything.

but then i saw you

Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo

Harry: we’re married

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY BILLY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MRS. WHEELER?

I just understood that that’s because she looks like his mother. You know all this blond curls, charming, beautiful. And maybe he thought that if his mother loved him so much so will mrs.wheeler? It’s kinda blew my mind. I guess all he ever wanted was just love.

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Eliot: yeah they are

Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?

Eliot: *blushes* who

Quentin: Fillory.

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

Anne: Don't let Eddie fool you, he's not scary. He used to do ballet.

Venom: No way.

Eddie: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"